Albert Fish reckoned that the best part was the thighs and buttocks.

But hey, he was insane. But quite likely to be honest, in a way.

 

Yeah... eating humans brains is very, very bad for you.

Do not eat brains.

 

I have a girlfriend that's swallowed so much semen in her lifetime, ~1,000 shots per year for 24+ years at 10ml per shot is 240,000ml or 24 litres (7.25 gallons); appoximate water content of a smaller human body, that she probably qualifies as a cannibal.

 

Ooh, I do not like that name, 'longpig'... It rubs me the wrong way...

Bleh... longpig sounds gross. >_<

 

Longpig is lo-- tasty?

 

To some perhaps, but the only form of pork I'll willingly eat is the pepperoni on a pizza.

I'm a very picky eater. Mostly chicken, with some beef. But mostly chicken.

 

I would order breasts and lean thighs

 

chicken fried backstrap with a side of field greens, with vinaigrette.

Or, conversely, round steak medium rare with garlic mashed potatoes and wine-infused asparagus.

Of course, with a mild white to not compete with the meat - humans are the other other white meat.

 

Enjoy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbs39FjSy80


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Well, chicken is also sometimes compared to human, but I'm not sure whether or not that's just because of the phrase "Tastes like chicken".

 

I've always thought that people who claim that everything tastes like chicken are confused because chicken doesn't taste like anything other than chicken.

It is, however, a mild tasting meat, so it goes with a lot. This is probably why, because unless its specifically red meat, you can sub chicken in for a lot of different applications.

 

I myself would love to be served in such a restaurant that caters to only young adult females. However, if I were to eat at a restaurant that served young adult females, I would order grilled spare ribs and tummy fillets.

 

Hmm Dinner you do worry me hun

Although not a subject I am particularly comfortable with....

Starter - Hold out your hands, palm side towards you, follow the lifeline around and feel that juicy bit of flesh that your thumb is attatched to. I'd cut that off and serve the whole thumb slowly roasted with some chilli, green peppers, a little garlic and some chinese spices. One of those and some nice BBQ'd ribs.

Main Course - What could be simpler - Rump steak, cooked very rare.

When picking your choice of cut, you dont want muscles that are too small and sinewey (is that a word?) Thigh muscle would be good, as would your calves

Braised shin would also probably be quite tasty if cooked slowly.

 

Sinewy is the word you're looking for.

Don't get too worried about me. I've been around for 23 years, and had interest since at least the age of 5. If I was going to cook myself, I would've by now.

I really like the amount of thought and detail put into your answer, and some of the other answers on here.

 

I was just watching Hannibal today and was thinking "Could I eat another person?".I would have to say no.Eating another persons body parts on an regular basis would not be my thing.To survive like in the movie Alive,well than yes.

 

You'd think a piece of meat like me would've seen that series of movies by now. I keep meaning to, but just haven't gotten to it yet.

 

I'd want a fat person who was fed lots of BAD things. the things you eat flavor the food.


I'd think there should be humans that ate different things. like some that ate mostly fruit. cause deer that eats apples is a different taste from other deer, I am told.




but yeah my aunt is all into groundfed cows now... and it doesn't taste as good as ole bacteria laden corn fed cows. but I'd rather have groundfed ones, since the corn cows are DISGUSTING.




ANYWAYS. I'd want girls, I think they'd taste better.


I kinda wanna try it now ._. I've never wanted to do that before.



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-.- thanks dinner, now I'll always be wondering what it tastes like. How is it I wouldn't eat a cat, despite wondering what it would taste like... but would considering eating a human?

 

Braaaaaiiiinssss. (Eh, too much iron) Honestly, the thought of this really makes me sick. And I'm one of the people who would try anything once, and have a lot. But no humans, no thank you . I have ingested my own blood, as most people have though. I tend to ignore band aids when it comes to cuts and the such, no need to waste em on the cuts.