i'll take that as a yes my dear
hold on i'll get your coat
it's just a gentle stroll
from the bar down to my boat
we'll drink red wine upon the deck
lying side by side
then make love below the stars
as we're drifting on the tide

 

wishing you were hear
to take me and whisper in my ear
just grab my hair and stear
I have no fear
just stick it in my rear

 

My dress is shear
You can see my rear
It's do dear
Use a tongue as a spear
Do not veer
Do not fear
My shapely sphere
Slam it into fifth gear
Make me chear

 

me thinks its time for a wank
Better not do it in the fish tank !

 

Rhyming is a difficult thing
Of that we can't deny
Every word must have a ring
Or else critics decry

 

It's so unfair we do our best
To find a word that rhymes with breast
the memory well it kinda lingers...
Gosh that rhymes with cunninglingus!

 

Actually, it doesn't, but that's OK
After all, I'm on my way
Much to do, I must say
My COMICS thread is 2 today....

 

close enough for me my friend
rhyming sends me round the bend!
Are these comic books all yours?
must be packed in boxes and drawers!
Mine has just gone off for auction
sad farewell for my collection
Just a hope I get good prices....
Then at the lake...I'll buy the ices..!

 

Treasures come and treasures go
That's the way it seems
As a child, comics glowed
Now they're just money means

 

I have perky breasts
I am blessed
Hard nipples on my chest
Like to be pressed
Put to the test

 

What an interesting thread I found today
Although for now I must be on my way
Perhaps I'll come again to play
And rhyme with you (Is that okay?)

 

That would be just fascinatin'
Until then, be contemplatin'
What to rhyme and in what rhythm
I will look forward to reading them

 

so anothers gonna join our gang
she thinks rhyming is her game
i've read a few of her tales
not one of them is lame
so stand aside clear the stage
and listen if you will
if andreamedis can rhyme like us
i really think she will

 

I'm off to make a snowman
with a carrot for a nose
I might make him a girlfriend too
with a basque and pantyhose

 

A snowman a snowman,
with a carrot for a nose,
If 'twas on the other end,
I wonder how far in it goes?

 

A snowman's girlfriend too
made with basque n pantyhose,
If I pull them up real tight,
Will I see her camel toe?

 

whos that building snowmen
who's that having fun
i can tell that katie's back
i recconise her bum

 

word
turd

 

Listen up,the word is not turd,its katie.
If you can't rhyme a line I pity you,
b'cus you'll never be her matey.

 

back on track...

Listen up,the word is not turd,its katie.
If you can't rhyme a line I pity you,
b'cus you'll never be her matey.