Depends on the situation. Rough sex is yummy, but overall I'd like to be treated like a queen. haha


WYR fart in public or have super bad diarrhea in a public restroom.

 

FART please! hahaha

WYR eat peanut butter off a hobo's feet or lick an ice cream scoop that fell to the cement?

 

Ice cream taht fell on the cement! haha


WYR drink cow milk straight from the udder or let someone pee on you?

 

Cows milk every time thank you!

WYR be rescued by Green Arrow or Green Lantern

 

Green Arrow


WYR have an outside summer party near a lake? or an inside warm, holiday party in the winter?

 

Outside, summer, preferably with as few clothes as possible.

WYR: go on a skiing holiday or a camping one?

 

Camping...



WYR have eggs for breakfast or pancakes?

 

A full English that includes eggs is God's breakfast!



WYR: a man of few words or an expressive lover?

 

Expressive when necessary...?


WYR smell like roses or like coconut?

 

Coconut

WYR dive into a swimming pool filled with double edged razor blades or eat a human brain?

 

Roses have no smell xD

 

As for the question... Eat human brain I guess xD

WYR lick and suck a hobo's foot or have sex with a 70 years old man?

 

Yes they do, it's actually genetically modified roses that lost their smell for a long time because the affected proteins interacted with each other and prevented the smell from occurring. Also, scientists have figured out how to have big red roses without affecting the smell as of some years ago. So yes, roses do have a smell.

Have sex with a 70 year old man, have you seen Sean Connery?


WYR eat everything with ketchup or with salsa?

 

Well thank you for clarifying that for me Sean Connery is awesome after all.

I love salsa!

WYR dance watlz or salsa?

 

Salsa! I'm Latin afterall


WYR go out for a fun night of dancing and laughing or staying home, relaxed watching movies with a loved one?

 

Staying home


WYR have a Timex watch that works properly or a Rolex that is right only two times a day?

 

for sure a Rolex!

WYR take a taxi crowded with stinking people or go the 5 miles in the fresh air and coming late to your date

 

If I'm late for something then I'll take the taxi. But if I'm not running late I'd rather just walk.


WYR get boogers out of someone else's nose or have someone else get boogers out of yours?

 

Have someone get boogers out of my nose.

WYR get fucked while sleeping or get forced to fuck while awake?

 

fucked while sleeping sounds interesting

WYR run up 10 flights of stairs or run down 100 flights of stairs?