Nothing That Dirty :c

Um, my boyfriend and I fucked on the couch in the front room with the door open while his mum got ready in her room across the house.

I'm bicurious. I used to grope my hot friend as she slept, and sometimes she'd wake up and i'd have to fake being asleep. I'd rape her, to be honest. She's a goddamn prude.

I keep telling my boyfriend I want to to fucked with two cocks, but he's too....sensitive.and lovey. I love him too, but I want to be gangbanged.

 

Anymore? (thanks to everyone so far)

 

bumpin'

 

BUMP IT UP

 

I was went three weeks without showering or bathing. Not really by choice!:excited:

 

Had a MMF threesome with the ex wife :excited:the guy and myself got it on as she watched she loved it we all had a great time really took down a lot of barriers

 

And STILL they come...

 

When I was 15 at camp, made out with this girl (after a heavy drinking session)...in the backseat of my friends dads car, while I was just in my boxers..... she was fully clothed, my best friend was passed out in the front seat and the chick proceeded to give me a handjob....when I blew my load, it seemed the cum just didnt want to stop, so I blew my load ALL over the front of this chick and we have nothing to wipe her clean.....so I wake up my friend and ask him for his t-shirt, he was majorly pissed off BUT gave his t-shirt, wiped the chick down and off she went....now my friend got even more pissed off cause now we had to sleep in the cum smelling car, since it was freezing outside lol

Since I threw the cum covered t-shirt under the car when I woke up later the day to dump the t-shirt, one would have thought it was starched!!!!! Gave a loud thud as I dumped it in the Trashcan!

 

#i don't see nothing wrong, with a little BUMP and grind....#

 

#BUMP up the jam, BUMP it up...#

 

Banged my fuck buddy while she was on the rag. She didn't hesitate to finish me of by sucking my dick.

 

After a mushroom/marijuana binge that ended in anal sex, I pushed the creampie out onto his stomach and licked it up and shared it with him via a deep kiss.

I still cringe at that one

 

Thats between me and the girl I was with in Thailand.

 

Is this dirty?

Got on my knees in the parking lot of a restaurant and sucked my then- fiancee's cock while other people watched (and started rubbing themselves.)

Was tied to a tree by my Husband, had my skirt pulled up and was spanked by him. Then he untied me, pushed me to my knees and fucked my throat until he came.

Bent naked over a picnic table and stayed there while my Husband and his friends ate the meal I had prepared for them, and had to listen them discussing the size of my tits and ass, how tight my pussy was last time they fucked me, etc. Had to stand still while one of them put a ketchup bottle in my pussy and they all laughed because I started to moan. (I can't help it.) After they ate I cleaned up the dishes while they sat around the campfire, then I lap danced for each of them. They took turns putting their cum loads in me, on me, over me.

Had to squat at my Husband's feet and ask permission to pee while he was taking me for a walk.

Made a mistake with my check book, got spanked hard for it, then had to go to the bank manager and explain that I made a mistake, explain that basically my tits are larger than my IQ, and apologize for my overdraft and offer to suck his cock.

I guess that stuff would be dirty? I am a submissive, so stuff like that is normal for me now.

 

i once swallowed my boyfriends cum out of a condom

 

Damn lilwifey i need to become friends with your husband so he can share you with me

 

Well I sucked beer from a my ex girlfriends ass. I was quite drunk lol. Don't know if you guys would consider that dirty though lol

 

Fucked a girl doggy style. She asked me to fuck her ass. As I was fucking her pussy, I lubed her ass and inserted my thumb to loosen her up. I removed my thumb, eager to slide my cock in her ass.
Well, as I removed my thumb, a small, hard, round turd came out, rolled off the top of my cock. It fell on the mattress and followed the depression in the mattress that my left knee made. I kept moving my knee, but the turd kept following it.
Eventually, I smashed it with my knee. She left, I showered, changed sheets, and went to bed. BAD experience!

 

See? Anal is yucky. It's one of those things that seems like it would be hot but is just too potentially gross. I HATE anal, but whenever I complain I get told <me, imitating his a deep voice> "You aren't supposed to enjoy it, cock socket. This is punishment!" Thankfully he doesn't use that form of punishment very often, because it hurts, no matter what, no matter how much lube he uses...it just...hurts.

So did you end up cumming, or was this turd ball thing just too big a distraction? Do you still do anal? Just wondered, sorry if I am too nosy.