...not to be confused with bizarre, scary, painful insertions....

what objects, foods, body parts have you inserted into a pussy? had inserted in your pussy?

I'll start:

When I was 15, my boyfriend teased and penetrated me with strawberries....it was so fucking erotic...the texture of the fruit...the shape of a fat cock head....teasing in between my virgin pussy lips...BLISS!

 

Oh we played with unpeeled bananas too that day...

 

im not adventurous with food... an ice lolly and a cucumber is as far as ive gone 'food' wise..
as for objects, ive used a deoderant bottle, a hairbrush handle and rubbed my clit with a toothbrush (i was told that can get u off quickly by using one, but it was painful after a few minutes lol) think thats probably about it..
i prefer hands/tongues/fingers/dildos

 

thanks bi-sky for a great visual! I love ice too... or better yet...pyrex dildos fresh out of the freezer

 

hmm... interesting! never tried that!

 

Great thread, I'd love to read more, even if I couldn't share experiences ;-)

 

paul, you can share a fantasy here...what reasonable size object or fruit etc would you like to pleasure a woman with?

 

Chocolates - especially Cadbury's Flakes. They taste so good afterwards... And lapping up the chocolate from a sticky pussy is also fabulous.

Candy canes, too - they make things extra sticky. And it's as if the shape was designed for insertion - a long stick for the vagina, and a little stub for the asshole!

 

I have never admitted this to anyone but... I found a plastic cigar container (it was pink and smooth) and I put that up there a few times when I was teen.

 

Wowsers, im imagining that, and its such a horny thought. MMMnnnnnn

 

not a candy cane but similar shape

sis BOOM BAH!!! you little monica you!

 

Lets see, I have used some interesting things on former girlfriends.

The shift knob off a car
A the wide end of a pool cue (not the whole thing obviously)
Plastic flashlight
Handle of a hairbrush

A bunch of other things I can't remember.

Oh, and her personal favorite, I put a cell phone set on vibrate in her panties and kept calling it. She soaked through her panties on the 3rd call.

 

My foot...

 

mmmmm....lots of good stuff to play with...

For some reason, and I swear this fantasy/fetish for me dates back to the pre Bill Clinton scandal, I am so fucking turned on by a man (virgin or older authority figure) that is so horny for my pussy but fucking me seems to be "going too far" so he penetrates me with some object as a substitute for his cock....he fucks me with it slowly and gently at first, exploring and testing the waters...I like the idea of being at eye level either sitting on a countertop or desk or on a table on all fours...I am so fantastically aroused by the idea of him and maybe even his friends watching my pussy enjoy being penetrated under my skirt...

 

Hmmm how about a popsicle? I'd love to insert it into your tight pussy watching you moan as it slowly melts away.

 

I had a girlfriend that would take off her panties and stuff them inside of her pussy, then rub her clit till she came. She told me a friend of hers told her about doing it when they were younger

 

In mine; (other than fingers, tongue, penis and sex toys) hairbrush handle, highlighter marker, sharpie marker, ear of corn, ice cubes, popsicle, cough drops, screwdriver handle, banana, old cell phone, toothbrush handle, manual razor/shaver handle, my panties... there may be others I can't remember right now.

In someone else; hairbrush handle, sharpie marker, popsicle, cough drops, their panties.

 

Oh shit me too.. I would love to (and have done ) to do that to a woman again!!

 

objects , candles,mini clitvibrator, hand, massage oil, tongye, ice, toothpaste, fruit that isn't sticky , certainly blindfolding you
this is foreplay only and i certainly will make that you don't come to quickly, so in phases until you beg to come

 

i have inserted a candle into my wife but being in the military i was once issued with a riot control batton......she did try while i was away but she said it was too big. fruit is always a winner though cold and slightly warm one after the other.