That's why I like to get some compilation porn.. So it's just one hard scene after another.

Though, boy do I love the dialog in some of them. Anyone else watch "Pirates"? It's brilliant!

 

I know... I'm just saying those are more preferences than things that could have/should have been avoided by a diligent director/crew.

 

same here.....I guess after 12 years, your bodies are just in tune.....feels pretty fucking amazing when we cum at the same time...

 

well, alot of interesting dislikes here. here is my list:

1 - I hate it when they use that stupid fish eye camera lens. most of these porns now are using them. it makes chics with no ass appear to have a big ass, chics with big ass appear to have a huge ass and guys with average dicks appear to have huge dicks. get rid of those fucking lenses and lets see the bodies in there natural state.

2 - excesive moaning and theatrics - dont get me wrong, a little theatre is cool but when the guys is screaming like he just hit his finger with a hammer or the chic sounds like a small dog yelping, its a little to much. I, like most men, like to hear my wife enjoying it when I fuck her but there is a line that can be crossed which makes it look very very fake.

3 - bad blowjobs - these girls are professional, alot of them give horrible horrible blowjobs. maybe I am spolied but cmon girls, step your game up. stop acting like its the first time you ever sucked dick.

4 - the reverse cowgirl posistion - i dont even know why I hate it but I do. it is like the go to position lately.

5 - when the actor and or actress is interacting with the camera guy while fucking. look, we all know it is porn but cmon, focus on the person you are fucking. sometimes is cool but all the time?

6 - guys wearing sunglasses and wrist sweat bands - are we playing tennis or fucking?

7 - fucking with your dick through the jeans zipper or pee whole in underwear - get naked people

8 - cuckold porn - as a married man, I fucking hate those porn. I like to watch porn to picture my wife and I as those people and to get new ideas. I hate it when she is being fucked by some stud while she insults her husband sitting in the corner. dont like the idea of my wife fucking another guy in real life and I certainly dont want to see it in porn. I know some enjoy it so to each there own but this is my list of things that I dont like

9 - porn that just fades to black with no ending - can we atleast see the money shot? creampie? something.....

10 - corny dialog - we all know what it is. its good in moderation but not all the time.

11 - teen porn - i dont like that concept at all.

I guess with hoe much is disliked, let me say what I love about porn:

1 - sloppy blowjobs - yes, I love the spitting, the choaking, the super sloppy, wet messy blowjob. I like my pussy to be wet, so why not my blowjob. it makes me feel like she really enjoys it and is dying to suck me off

2 - normal guys and girls - we all have our favorite stars but sometimes you want to relate and see normal people

3 - big booty's - see my wife, just love me some big round sexy ass, preferably latina

4 - the money shot - sometimes, it is nice to just hose her down with warm sticky cum, especially when she likes to play with it or is begging for it. i guess it is a power thing.

5 - girls riding - love love love seeing those beautiful juicy asses bounce on that cock. not just that regular up and down but when there is rythem in the hips.

6 - pussy to mouth - I love when in the middle of going from one posistion to another, the girl takes that cock in her mouth and licks her juices off

7 - squirting - wasnt so much a fan before beceause I didnt believe it but since my wife discovered she can do it, love it.

 

Like many have said, spitting...yuck

I don't anal sex, not my thing...I know some people like it...but what is up with the guys who go straight for the girl's butt...um, hello...perfectly good hole right there, only an inch away that was made for your penis to go into!

Too many close ups, or when the shot shows the whole girl and the guy's cock...I mean, I like girls too, but I want to see the whole guy, not just his cock.

When the scene just ends after the sex...I'd like to see them just laying there together, naked, talking a bit afterwards...maybe follow up on some of those conversations that just seem to get forgotten once the sex starts.

The guys who masturbate like crazy right after the sex in order to cum...what?? Can't you maybe let the girl bring you to orgasm, or does she not turn you on?

 

When they taker cartain vids off the net completely. Ive been trying hard for year to find the naughty office vid that [extreme] holly black did.

Some of-the-most breathtaking CMNF sex ive ever seen!!!
Jawdropping!!!!!!!

[CAN SOMEONE HERE HELP ME OUT WITH THIS].

 

About that naughty office/hollyblack CMNF sex vid
im needing help finding.
This may help you if you need some refence of
what im talking about> http://lady-love.com/05na/office/01/gal05bo.html

 

Too much moaning and screaming and they are not even doing anything to warrant it.

The drop down and go at it... sucky story lines

The get real aspect... yeah right he would really fuck that.

Bad acting/too much monlogue

When they show the guy about ready to burst and then he goes on and on and on for another 20 minutes.

Too much fake

Get with the times... really a medieval setting and they pull out a brand new dual rubber dildo...really??

The music

The gaging

 

1. All professional porn
2. Blow jobs
3. "Facials"

 

The guy jerking himself off for 2 minutes before cumming is obnoxious. It's a bit odd because I kinda like jerking off on my wife, but its way hotter to have the girl jerk him off.

Screaming is rather annoying. I guess thats why they invented gangbangs.. so there's always something in her mouth

DItto for the "roar like a bull" sounds from the male. Annoying and overacted.

Zoom in shots of sweaty musclemen dudes as they cum. Nobody wants that.

 

The pornos that say "baby's first time" or something and then you google the girls name and see hundreds of other movies. Really? REALLLYY?

 

No Transitions

It really pisses me off when they don't show the transition.

Example: Some chick is slobbering all over some dudes pole. Then, there is a flash, and he is in the middle of pounding her asshole into oblivion.

I like to see the part where she ask to get her ass fucked, gets it all lubed up and fingered, and here her moan in pleasure as you watch his cock penetrate into her wanting ass.

Without the transition, it's just all mechanical and very boring.

 

More shots of the actual penetration would be nice yeah.

 

Things I hate about porn:

Cumshots that purposely aim for a woman's eyes. And even funnier, the guy's cock is a couple inches long so he could very well direct the sticky fluid somewhere that night not burn painfully afterwards

When the actors aren't enjoying themselves. It reads like an instruction manual, or a rehearsal of some sort.

Scenes that go from a woman giving a guy head to him fucking her like an animal, then they initiate an olympic triathlon, flipping, turning and hopping in every position of the Kama Sutra. Sometimes, people need to focus and actually fuck. No flipping or posturing.

Their doesn't seem to be showmanship in porn. It is all about including as many angles and opportunities to impress the viewer. Why do we need to hear a woman wailing like she's been brutally injured? Do porn guys feel the desire to verbally degrade, insult and demean a woman? It is in just about every video I've seen.

Talking down to a porn actress and sometimes actors. What the fuck is up with the baby talk? Guys in porn need to improvise their lines (and I hope this isn't the product of improvisation) and feign interest in the person they are fucking, if only on camera.

I agree too, with alot of what has already been said

 

where to start?!?!

horrible dialog
phone in moans
the looking in the camera is crappy a times

this list could go on and on

 

I thought of some more.

-Going straight from clothed to naked. Not only is the instant nudity a sign of bad editing, I enjoy seeing the woman/women getting undressed and I like seeing them in the bra and panties stage of stripping. Why deprive us of that? Is it for the people who have to get to work in a half hour but need to wring one out to face the day? Even though I don't enjoy the men undressing, the bad editing affecting them and making them instantly naked is still bad editing.
Similarly, like others have mentioned, going instantly from one position to another with nothing in between. I may have spent my childhood trying to picture the women in the X-Men naked, but porn does not need teleportation. Unless the editing is awful to the point where it becomes funny because they made a song out of her moaning, but they never do that. I would like to hear that Sparta Remix song with women cumming. Its been done a million times with Homer Simpson, why not this?

-The notion that normal porn girl+glasses=nerd. I believe any porno where they claim the woman is a nerd should begin with the camera guy saying "You think Goku could take Superman?". If she answers, great. If she says "Batman could take 'em both", she can go home right then because I've already ejaculated. If she just looks confused...I mean, keep filming and fucking her, but don't claim shes someone shes not. Its not just glasses that make nerdy girls sexy, although they certainly help. Its the idea that she would not only be able to talk about who was the best Joker but that she would actually enjoy it as much as the nerd watching her would. As someone who is not only attracted to nerds but is one himself, it would make the video so much hotter to know that shes really one of us. A good exchange would be her calling herself a meganekko and the cameraman asking what that is because it means he didn't tell her to say it.
My point is, I wish they wouldn't use a personality trait as the attraction and then act like they didn't bring it up once we click the video. This goes for any such description of her personality. Except for 'shy', since being fucked on camera already pretty much makes that one an automatic lie, so fuck it, do whatever. I just care more about nerds.

-When she acts much younger than she is. If shes in her 20s and she wants to act like a shy high school girl or if shes in her 50s and acts like shes only 40, thats one thing. But if she starts talking about "my daddy said I shouldn't talk to big scawwy bwack men" or "boys are icky", thats just uncomfortable. I don't have a lot of standards in women, but I insist she be able to use the entire alphabet, including R. I make an exception of course for Japanese women. What, they don't seem to use L or V in Japanese. Its not racist, I've just never heard a Japanese word with those sounds in it.
Alls I'm saying is that its weird, it annoys me and the chilling reminder that some people get off on children assassinates my boner quickly and returns to the shadows from whence it came.

-Sometimes I'm looking for a specific one that I haven't seen in a while so I don't remember the title, and so many of the previews look so similar that I can't tell if any of them are it. So I end up trying some of them and none of them are, so I scour another site for it and another and another and come up empty. I've gone so far as to Google a line I remember from it in hopes of finding it. Nothing.
Once I found what I was looking for. It was of two women and one guy and I remembered one of the women said "Yeah, fuck me" in this really sexy way. So I searched a few sites, found it and watched it. And except for that line, it was terrible! What a letdown and I wasted time and if I tried it now, AT&T would charge me out the ass for it. So annoying.

-When scenes are interrupted by a reminder of some site. Yes, finally a legitimate one! Our cartoon pals the porn stars have a good fuck going and shes on the verge of a convincing orgasm and suddenly, silence. Complete, unnerving silence. And a message, as though aliens have hacked our feeble hu-man internet to tell us of our doom. "This video brought to you by cokebottlesuptheass.com" Is Cokebottlesuptheass our new alien overlord? Is the site about to close down? Why do you appear before me, vile apparition!? Oh, to get me to pay you $15 to see this video again? Yeah, I won't be doing that.

Disclaimer: The above poster's opinions are his alone. He makes no claim as to the amount of annoyance these things would bring to the public at large or to any person who is not himself.

 

the Overmoan

 

Nobody seems to like the fake girls.. but most of the men are just as plastic looking. Personally, I'm not that attracted to guys with perfectly chiseled bodies. Especially if he happens to be a carbon-copy "hot guy" who is always tan and missing 98% of his body hair. Well-groomed is nice, but what happened to men looking like men? Give me a rugged guy who doesn't look like he spends his entire day in the gym, and I'm happy.

Also, as someone else mentioned, it's almost impossible to find videos that feature any kind of significant vocal contribution from the man. It's such a turn off when the girl continues repeating the same forced moaning, while the guy fucking her never says a thing. I happen to really enjoy dirty talk, but the good stuff is elusive in porn. The man never takes charge and tells the girl what he's going to do, or how much he fucking wants her. And if he does, it's usually in a totally hardcore setting, or BDSM, and both of those turn me off because they're so unapplicable to my life.

It would even be nice if the girls could express how badly they want to be fucked... in some intelligible phrase beyond "oh yeah, uhh, *generic moan*" I guess I'm more auditory than the average person, so simply watching two people go at it doesn't do it for me. A breathless sentence whispered in passion turns me on more than hours of porn ever could.

I usually end up too frustrated while searching for videos that meet my criteria, and by then, I'm no longer turned on. Until someone in the porn-industry realizes that women like to watch as well, I'll stick with stories and my imagination.

 

i hate the music in porn i like hearing the fucking
i hate the talking before the fucking just fuck already

 

This may sound weird from a guy but I would like a plot. It needs to realistic with decent acting, too. Why are they together? Who seduced whom and how was it done? That makes the sex hotter. That's why I mostly watch hentai...there is a reason for the sex.