I hate when they go in for a close-up and you can see the line (either the cleft under the ass or between the butt cheeks) where they go from a nice bronze...or sometimes orange if it's a bad job... to pastey white. I'd rather just see some pastey people fucking than see some shitty ass spray-tan lines

 

Dudes shooting POV who never shut the fuck up or make way too much noise, or both.

It's one thing to be like that in a video where it's not POV but those of us who watch POV watch it for the very reason that we can't stand dudes like you who ruin every video for us by making it all about yourself.

 

Ditto, its not too difficult holding off and waiting for her. Definitely soes happen

 

fake creampies
chicks who scream loud

 

I have several things to add:

Incest in mainstream porn is not any good, it's staged with look alikes. I prefer the Incest Taboo vids

I hate the camera shots in porn that shows the people's faces while fucking, it looks ridiculous.

I watch tranny porn sometimes but it's rare to have a tranny fuck a girl. It always a guy or a tranny. Girls should be involved more.

Some times I am in the mood for Rape Porn (Not that I do this in Real Life), but the women always ruin it by laughing in the middle. If it is going to be staged act like you are being raped.

I hate Softcore Porn Sex with a passion. I like acting in porn, but they always dumb down the sex to just kissing and slight humping. If you are going to get naked, at least show some effort.

I also hate when Porn actresses go mainstream. That's just insulting the intellgance of your fans, and betraying them in a way. So many good actress left porn in their prime: Traci Lords, Bree Olsen, Sasha Grey, Candice Michelle, and Marry Carrey.

 

Spitting doesn't bother me tbh.

The things that bother or annoy me is:

Crap camera angles
When a women still has her shirt on ( show us your tits women ! )
Fake moaning from a women
Facials bore the heck outta me ( blow it on her tits or in her )
And lastly when its a 20minute video and you gotta skip 15minutes of it because their talking, and then its a crap porn vid anyway lol.

 

I didn't read every response so this might of been mentioned, but I hate it when chicks do a shitty job of eating pussy. Like, a tongue flick here and there is what it's all about. If you don't want to fuck a girl, don't take a job with a chick in the scene! God it drives me nuts. As you can tell. Now I'm all fired up and wanting to watch GOOD porn lol.

 

Oh and I hate it when the guys wear their SHOES? naked but for tennis shoes and socks? How the hell did his pants come off? He would of had to get naked, and put shoes back ON. This also irks me to no end. I should direct me some porn LOL.

 

- Condoms. I don't like seeing safe sex in porn. The second I see one I move on to another video. Give me bareback any day.

- Overly fake moaning. I can take the general grunts and moans as I'm a very auditory person when it comes to porn and like to hear them whether they're fake or not, but I don't quite get it when the girl is screaming like a banshee for no reason.

- Too much interaction with/from the camera guy. Breaking the fourth wall is generally frowned upon, so don't act like you're talking to me and tell the camera guy to shut his pie hole. I don't care how excited he is that you're going to get railed by a huge cock. I want to feel like I'm watching without the people fucking knowing I'm doing so, not like I'm at a frat party.

- Long blowjobs. This doesn't need to last 15 minutes. Ever. I enjoy sucking cock as much as anyone, but I can only go so long before I get bored and need to get nailed.

- Facials. They're boring, cliche, and used far too much as the "money shot". I don't even bother watching the finish if it's one. Cover her tits or fill her pussy/ass and let it spill down her legs. Now that would do me in.

- Silent men. I know the industry doesn't exactly cater to women, but come on. Give us a grunt, groan, call her a filthy whore that needs a good dicking, SOMETHING to let us know you're enjoying yourself even the tiniest bit.

- Jump cuts. Going from clothed to bare ass fucking is just bad editing. You're trying to tell a story, even if it's just two people meet, get naked, and fuck. You wouldn't cut out the middle of a feature film would you? No. Show us the stripping and penetration even if it only takes a few seconds. It keeps the continuity and makes your production more believable.

- Shoes. Really? Unless you're standing on top of broken glass, there's no need for them. Take that shit off.

 

When porn sites dont take down deleted vids.
You click onto the pic. But the vid playback says the vid has been deleted.

Hey take the time to make sure the vids you have is there.
If its not..TAKE IT DOWN!!!

I hate it when when you click onto a vid. And the vid
you want to see doesnt play. And its a different vid all-together!!!

When you click to watch a vid and it takes you into other porn sites.
No i want to watch this vid. One thing at a time people.
I want to watch this vid. And not be lead from site -to-site.

Porn surfing can get dragged out that way.

 

I have stopped watching porn all together unless its anime because I can NOT find a video that I like without 50 of the things I hate in it.

One thing no one has mentioned yet is this... I hate it when they are showing the girl stripping and she is looking right at the cam while grinding or humping the wall and moaning. Wtf bitch are you kidding me? Ugh I hate it.

Also I hate that there aren't many solo male vids. There are a million vids of women getting fucked by contraptions, or using toys, or even humping pillows, I just want one video of a guy watching some porn while he fucks one of those pussy mold things. Not a fleshlight but like the mold thing on just the pussy and lips & if a girl catches him and pulls her tits out so he can suck em while going at it then I'm in heaven.

I also agree with a lot of what everyone else has said.

 

Loud fake moaning.

 

Everybody gets naked far too quickly.

Thinskin

 

i am shocked and appalled, i thought porn was fake pretty people acting like they are having fun and not being real convincing about it didnt realize there was a story line in there somewhere, i mean the expressions on the girls face when a couple of guys fill her holes should match the sound you are hearing, and that sure isnt pleasure most of the time lol.

 

Only the woman should get/be naked!!

 

I dislike that porn tends to focus on the guy's orgasm. After twenty minutes of fake moaning, you rarely get to see the girl have anything that looks like an orgasm. When I fuck, the goal s generally for both parties to come, preferably together. In porn, the goal apparently if for her to get close and then let him come on her face. When most porn scenes end I am thinking, Wow- can I go finish her for him?

 

Here is another one I just though of:

There is hardly no fat lesbians in porn, If there is any they are really fat and ugly. There should be more fat and pretty mainstream girls in porn

 

This!

And also, when people have to take off their shirt in the porn way (i.e. cross their arms and grab the bottom part of the shirt) and they mess up and get tangled in their shirt. Just take it off whichever way is natural for you!

 

No CMNF sex sites..YET!!!!!!!!!!

My fetish has yet to be visually quenched.
Naked women/girls being fucked in various postions
and in various scenarios and scenes with with/and by
fuly clothed men.

Men should never be allowed to show skin.
This is the only kind of sex that makes a woman
feel like a woman!!!!!!!!!

Makes her feel like a a goddess!!!
Set my fleshy felines free!!!!!
And let-em get crazy with a sharp dressed man!!!!!

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story lines. don't talk, just fuck, cum , swallow and onto next scene.

when any man TALKS lol. men should not talk in porn...its the fastest boner kill in the world.

horrible cuts. The guy is fucked her hard , he pulls out to cum in her mouth ...stroking for a few seconds..then WHAM a slightly different look to same scene...oh wait ...it must have taken him 40seconds to cum. STUPID !! just cut from the pull out, to the money shot.