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  1. naztypanty

    naztypanty Porn Star

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    You politely tell her she needs to blow her nose. If she's like, "OK, gotta Kleenex?, sorry about that." Then you know she's a cool chick and will be a good fuck. If you have to spend an hour of embarassased conversation because she becomes unglued by your politely telling her about it, move on to another chick.
     
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  2. 1159022

    1159022 Porn Star

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  3. Pervy_Sage

    Pervy_Sage Newcumer

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    LOL
    Even if she's coming on strong to me, I'll stop her right there and tell her she got a BOOGER in her nose that she needs to wipe it.
    Don't want that Booger shooting in my face or anywhere on me when she's all hot and going crazy.

    It'll be more fucked up if you told her she had a booger and she picked it then puts it in her mouth. :eek:
     
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  4. WhaWhaWha

    WhaWhaWha Registered Self Abuser

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    Imagine the sight of her if her breathing got all heavy and the little bat kept emerging from and receding into the cave...

    Wouldn't stop me from doing her, but I might giggle.

    Hey everyone gets them

    [​IMG]
     
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  5. dr_love

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    then she would feel embarrassed. you know how women are.
    they are much more vain. even a dude would be embarrassed if
    called on his
    BOOGER
     
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  6. NWUKlad

    NWUKlad Sex Machine

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    in the UK it's a bogie (bo - gie, not bog - ie)
     
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  7. dr_love

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    in sin city it's called a burger.
     
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  8. axslinger

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    You just look her in the eye and say, "OMG, your'e beautiful. I've never seen such a cute nose" and french kiss her nose, removing said "burger", then kiss her lips and give it back to her. It's hot as hell.
    %-)
     
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  9. crackedjaguar

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    That is so wrong its evil... but the answer is no boogers don't matter. Hell runny snot doesn't matter.
     
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  10. Pervy_Sage

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    LMAO
     
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  11. dr_love

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    8-((
     
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  12. nlcentral85

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    this is the best thread ever!!!

    so fuckin funny
     
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  13. mrstennbabe

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    Honestly, if I had a BOOGER, in my nose. I'd would perfer the guy tell me that I had a booger in my nose, than finish fucking him, then see it in the mirror and die of embarassment.
     
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  14. bigsexy1972

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    I was fucking this slut that had a Double bacon cheeseburger hanging out her nose. It was good and warm , so i picked it out and ate it. Best burger i have ever had
     
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  17. 1159022

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    Easy way to fix that.
    [​IMG]
     
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  18. lax13

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    Are there fries in with the burger?
     
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  19. Wake_N_Bake

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    i would eat the burger while fucking her

    problem solved
     
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  20. Rixer

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    I'd fuck her doggy style so I didn't have to look at it.
     
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