Hallelujah! Christians Pole Dance for Jesus in Texas


Class Spins and Shimmies to Christian Music


A new exercise class, Pole Fitness for Jesus, is inviting Christian women in a small Texas town to spin without sin for the Lord.
"God gives us these bodies, and they are supposed to be our temples and we are supposed to take care of them," instructor Crystal Dean told ABC affiliate KTRK-TV. "And that's what we are doing."
For one Sunday each month, Dean teaches free classes to Christian women who bring in their church programs.
There is biblical approval of mixing religion with song and dance, namely, Psalm 149:3: "Let them praise His name with dancing; Let them sing to Him with timbrel and lyre."
For critics and skeptics who find it difficult to merge churchgoing Christians with limber pole dancers, religious scholars point out that Christians have been adjusting their moral obligations to the modern world for the last half century. There are Christian tattoo parlors, books about Christian dieting (Thin for Him, Fit for My King), and even Christian sex manuals. On the scale of shocking modern activities for Christians, Thomas Tweed, a professor with the University of Texas, rates the pole dancing classes as "mildly surprising."
"This is just another attempt to think through how to live a full Christian life," said Tweed.
"Some people of course would say that this is not the way; that it's too vulgar, it's too crass, it's inappropriate," Tweed added. "But I can imagine some Christians saying if it actually brings a husband and wife together as Christians to deepen the marriage bond, that actually it's okay."

 

I heard some of this about a month or so ago, I believe. I say,,,have at it.

 

The girls have some nice tat work too Ace.

 

There is also something called Hookers For Jesus in Vegas.

 

A Religious group known as "The Family" use to fish for Jesus as they called it. Actually it was getting the young girls to fuck possible new male recruits.

 

Praise the lord!

 

Charlie, you have a personal relationship with God? No Virgin Marys for you.

 

Pretty sure that Charlie and "virginity" parted long ago.

 

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Yeah, but he is bipolar, so maybe one half is still virginal...or at least thinks so.

 

Looks like protein for your workout friend...not.

 

He's also winning. :wall:

 

I dont know about twitter, but apparently Charlie is blowing up there with some off the wall stuff. If anything like his countless soundbites on radio and TV, I'm sure it is just as out there.

 

While I may not have pole-danced for Jesus, I have lap-danced for the pope *hail, hail, hail*

Love

Mary :shock:

 

Let's face it, Christians are just as horny as everyone else. Maybe more so, given their penchant for repression. You'd be amazed at how many of them frequent massage parlors...and they give a whole new meaning to "the second coming".

 

But I thought you were a girl, didn't know the pope rolled that way.

 

I'll never be able to listen to the line from that hymn without thinking about sex...

"I spread my seed for Jesus"

:laughing:

 

Sure beats holding a fundraiser.

 

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Amen!