MUCH better!!! Unfortunately, they're still trying to mess up the laws the rest of us have to live by, just because their religion says it's wrong!!

Screw that!! It's their god, it's their religion, THEY can go to HELL!!!!

 

laws

it is still on the statute books in england "any man whosoever finds a Welshman upon english soil ..shall be entitled to shoot him with bow and arrow ,or to dispatch him with any other arms that may be available"

 

apparently this is true

apart from treason the only offence you can commit in england that is met with hanging is stealing a ladies bicycle seat hahahaha im sure she wudnt mind

 

Congrats.
you have created a new fetish

 

Canadians are the leaders in weird laws. For example...

Canada​

·30% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content"
·You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies. I have been personally affected by this law.
·Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
·It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine. ​

In The Province Of Alberta:​

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
British Columbia Provincial Laws
It is illegal to kill a sasquatch.
New Brunswick Provincial Laws
Driving on the roads is not allowed.
Nova Scotia Provincial Laws
When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.
Ontario Provincial Laws
The speed limit is 80 kph for cars, but bicyclists have the right of way.


City Laws
Etobicoke
·Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.
Cobourg
·If you have a water trough in your front yard it must be filled by 5:00 a.m.
Gananoque
·Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.
Guelph
·The city is classified as a no-pee zone.
Kanata
·The colour of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine). It is also illegal to have a clothes line in your backyard.
·You can't work on your car in the street.
Oshawa
·It's illegal to climb trees.
·Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks. If sidewalks is not cleaned within 24 hours after a snowfall, city workers will clean it and the cost will be placed on the homeowners tax bill.
Ottawa
·It is illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.
Toronto
·You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
Uxbridge
·Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k.
Wawa
·You may not paint a ladder as it will be slippery when wet.
·It is illegal to show public affection on Sunday.

Manitoba

• It is illegal to bathe without wearing a hat

 

Talk about disappointing, I expected pedo

 

lol that was so random

 

Here's one more

In Pacific Grove Ca. it is illegal to close the bedroom blinds or shades or drapes so as to leave a gap of less than 6 inches. (presumably to catch people doing perverted acts)

 

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

What specific incidents caused legislatures or local communities to pass the ordinances in the first place? Must have been something. It would be funny if not so sad! And tragic, in some cases.
I believe that at one time in UK, buggery was made legal between men, but was punishable by years of jail between a man and a woman, but they eventually sorted it out. Here in Pakistan, EVERYTHING is illegal, but what the fuck.

 

Don't they call that the "Peeping Tom Enablement Ordinance"

 

woooooow

 

Some Good ones from Michigan

Persons may not be drunk on trains.

No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.

Cars may not be sold on Sunday.

It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house. (not stupid, but funny)

Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.

You may not swear in front of women and children. I knew someone who got a $1,000 fine for this (he fell out of a boat and yelled fuck!!)

Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited

It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.

No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.

It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.

It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.

Rochester MI

All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.

Soo MI

Smoking while in bed is illegal.

Wayland MI

Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.




Not all of those are for the whole state, different city's but you get it.

 

Some good ones in Kentucky

Fort Thomas
Dogs may not molest cars.




Owensboro
One may not receive anal sex.
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband's permission.

Throwing eggs at a public speaker could result in up to one year in prison.




One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.




It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky.

 

okay Oregon is another good state


Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.




One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.


It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.


Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.




Drivers may not pump their own gas.




A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.




An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.




Dishes must drip dry.


The "Peer Review Statute" prohibits you from finding out details of any written or oral discussion about your medical treatment.


It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in your lover's ear during sex.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.


It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.


Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.

It is illegal to show movies or attend a car race on Sundays.

Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.

It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane

You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.

Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.

One may not box with a kangaroo.

Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.


It's against the law for a wedding ceremony to be performed at a skating rink.


People may not whistle underwater.


You cannot wear roller skates in restrooms.

Riders of sleds may not attach themselves to passing cars.

Women may not wrestle in Salem.

It is against the law for animals to have sex in the city limits.

No more than two people may share a single drink.

It is illegal to predict the future.

Okay I am done for a while unless you want more.

 

okay I just can resist these are some of the better ones I found

Ohio

It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday. (where the Hell are they fishing for Whales at?)

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.

Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.

No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. (YaY)

It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.

It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.

Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.

This is my favorite
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour

Cleveland
It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!

McDonald, Ohio

Your duck may not paraded down Ohio Avenue.

North Canton
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.

Oh this is a good one

Paulding Ohio

A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.

Youngstown
You may not run out of gas.

Youngstown
Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.

 

Alabama

It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. (thats just rude)

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men (what the hell)

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Auburn
Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

Huntsville
If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.

Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.

It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.

 

hmmm could there be some journalists enjoying this site and getting ideas for articles??!! this article is from The Times http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/law/article2251280.ece

in august and this thread was already established teehehehehe

 

Wow the garlic one is just a little to specific i could only imagine who could write these

*Sneezes* Hillery *End Sneeze*
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I always did think people from Ohio like my ex were strange.

 

This month they just passed a city ordinance in a nearby city that states that it is against the law to wear ("sag") your pants in a way that your underwear shows.