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  1. stormyweather

    stormyweather Porno Junky

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    interesting info and nice pics
     
  2. freerider

    freerider Porn Surfer

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    haha

    hahahahahahahaahahhahaha wow thats fucking funny
     
  3. Phylow2

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    Real funny stuff here
     
  4. midgard

    midgard Porn Star

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    lol .. let's break a few
     
  5. Wafarer

    Wafarer Supreme Warlord Banned!

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    :excited:Lmao! This begs s few questions? Is his sister a chaparone, of sorts?:rolleyes:
    The man will fuck this goat, unless sis is around?

    Thanks for the posts everyone!:)Good old zombie!:cool:

    Here's a few wierd Canadian laws.

    Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.





    Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.



    It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.




    35% of a radio stations content must be “Canadian Content”.



    Margarine producers can’t make their margarine yellow.

    All business signs in the province of
    Code:
     [URL="https://www.dumblaws.com/laws/international/canada#"]Quebec[/URL] 
    must be in French.


    Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks.

    The city is classified as a no-pee zone.:p


    The color of house and garage doors is regulated by city bylaws (a purple door get you a fine).



    It’s illegal to climb trees.:eek:
     
  6. Dikkson

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    ummmmmm

    VERY NICE
     
  7. amateur888

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    entierement d'accord

    avec toi!!!
     
  8. texasgalll

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    toys in texas

    In Texas, it's illegal to own more than 1 or 2 (can't remember the exact amount, but it's low) sex toys.


    if this is true....i'm in BIG trouble!! i have a rather large collection of toys! and use them regularly! :)
     
  9. mehello33

    mehello33 Porn Surfer

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    heres one you can be reduced in rank in the military if you have sex in any position other then missionary.

    Also it is agianst army regs to give o recieve oral sex
     
  10. SexyMushMellowMan

    SexyMushMellowMan Sex Lover

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    From what I hear my state (WV) illgal to give blow jobs.
     
  11. unsungno1

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    I can imagine the conversation in the jail cell;

    "What are you in for?"
    "I robbed a bank and shot a cop trying to get away. You?"
    "Hitman for the mob, took down a rival boss and a crooked judge. What about you, skinny?"
    "Me? I ate my wife out."
    "Ooooh! Watch out - he's fuckin' hardcore!"
     
  12. unsungno1

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    In South Australia, it is legal for a man to urinate in public - so long as it is on his own car's rear passenger-side tyre, with his right hand on the car during the act. Not that I'm going to try this one out!

    All these laws are supposed to have a reason behind them, something historical that was a cause. When motor cars first came out they were considered a hazard to the horse carts - thus the red lamp thing. But why the hell would you need to create a law requiring you to wear a hat in the bath?

    -------

    I was going to just edit my previous post, but I don't have enough posts to edit my post. So I have to make a new post.

    How ironic that this happened in a thread about stupid laws...
     
  13. knotsrit

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    Wow! They must have written those rules in the Dark Ages!:)
     
  14. nemore

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    cool
     
  15. mikealanr

    mikealanr Amateur

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    Ha Ha well funny!
     
  16. christina2706

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    HA! If they ever took me to jail for that I have the feeling I'd be a very popular girl. :)
     
  17. nota74

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    in south carolina theres a law still on the books that says if you are in a animal drawn carriage you have to stop and fire a gun in the air 100 feet before an intersection
     
  18. hahota

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    funny
     
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    Excellent
     
  20. wildthing45

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    well wont be long and sex will be illegal