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  1. Mr.K Skins

    Mr.K Skins Sex Machine

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    That's the key. You really shouldn't have to quantify by adding the phrase "anyone NOT involved in illegal activity." Stupid criminals will do anything stupid. :rolleyes:
     
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  2. bryanz

    bryanz Sex Lover Suspended!

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    my wife searches hers like she lost something up in there!lol. i checked and my balls are with me so must be something else. when the search is over i believe she is very happy and apperently found what she needed!
     
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  3. mrstennbabe

    mrstennbabe Porn Star

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    Brilliant post. You sir deserve a cookie!!!

    (thank you for making me giggle)
     
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  4. SweetHemiStud

    SweetHemiStud Porn Star

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    A phone or money or something I totally understand...she put wire staples in there...I don't really like reaching in my pouch of wire staples with my calaused hard working hands/fingers, let alone have them touching a much softer very much more sensative area of my body...I just found it quite weird. I also found the question pretty weird and to an extreme, but I didn't feel it was completely stupid and ridiculous as someone stated...after all there were those two stories posted, maybe the OP just read them somewhere else, or something similar and was kinda curious as to the extent of it happening. It was pretty entertaining none the less.
     
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  5. shadow2021

    shadow2021 Porno Junky

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  6. krait

    krait Porn Star

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    just an idea

    you say, the pockets are not deep enough on your shorts.

    how about ARIZONA CO. or ST. JOHN'S BAY cargo shorts ?.
    there really made for men. but, i'm pretty sure you can get away
    with them on. not to be funny or anything. but, you will always have
    enough pockets to store things.

    just try on a pair, to see how they look and feel on you.

    JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT MOM TO BE.
    :rolleyes:
     
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  7. bryanz

    bryanz Sex Lover Suspended!

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    i like the chocolate chip please! thank you mrstennbabe.
     
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  8. LittleLatina

    LittleLatina Sex Machine

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    what the fucking fuck?
     
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  9. Lickable

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    This was absolutely my first reaction too then I thought about it a bit.

    I like to store cocks in my pussy but I am like Goldilocks, I can never decide whether they are just right. I like to take them out and put them back in again over and over again until.....well you know :excited:.
     
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  10. mrstennbabe

    mrstennbabe Porn Star

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    lol, at 1st I was offended lol Some people can get away with it..but I'm short legged lol.. mens shorts dwarf me lol... so.. I will have to keep storing my phone in my boobie pockets lol



    I can make u some straight out of the oven ! :kiss:
     
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  11. sixcir6

    sixcir6 The Incredible Bulk

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    Answer:

    Yes. Many store Tampons in their Vaginas.

    And in ancient times, it wasn't unheard of for Geisha to store specially made blades in their vaginas used to split the penis' of their enemies. Ouch!
     
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  12. Esmeralda Greene

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    From your pic it looks like you've got room in there for a phonebook too. :kiss:
     
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  13. mrstennbabe

    mrstennbabe Porn Star

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    I. Keep getting the strangest compliments on this thread lol. I dunno about a yellowpages phone book...but maybe one of those old school address books everyone used to own lol
     
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  14. Norty Dog

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    I think that by the time they're 25, most women's vaginas are too slack to hold anything.
     
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  15. mrstennbabe

    mrstennbabe Porn Star

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    I hope you are joking?
     
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  16. Norty Dog

    Norty Dog Sex Machine

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    No.
     
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  17. mrstennbabe

    mrstennbabe Porn Star

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    LOL.. so THAT'S why men stop having sex with women after 24?!?! And why women past 25 NEVER have babies?!

    Fuck I'm screwed... Specially since I'm gonna push a baby out in about 1.5 months.... Guess I fucked up the last 3 years I have left of a usable vagina lol
     
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  18. Mr.K Skins

    Mr.K Skins Sex Machine

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    That's ok, some of us can't even start sleeping with a girl until after she's 25, we need the extra space :excited:

    So I'll help you find a use for it babe :)
     
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  19. mrstennbabe

    mrstennbabe Porn Star

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    lol... I think I should call your bluff?

    Pics or it didn't happen lol.:kiss:
     
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  20. Mr.K Skins

    Mr.K Skins Sex Machine

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    That sounds like a weekend to remember ;):kiss:
     
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