May I father your cubs?

 

HA! I'VE FINALLY MADE IT!!!!

How sweet of you to ask, but my cubs already have a father.

 

Okay honey, I'll ask my other love.

 

What did you make sweetie?

Dinner?

A quilt?

A man cum?

I simply MUST know! :excited:

 

I finally got a thread dedicated to me! :excited: Albeit shortlived!!

 

Surely you know there are others here even more dedicated to you than this thread, so enjoy it while it lasts, and then you can go back to being the fantastically fabulous forum feline we all know and love!

 

Sweetheart, I'm sure you have been the object of countless fantacies on this site for a very long time. With or with out your own thread! ;-)

 

That is so funny how you said that (but more cute than funny)

Hey , this is your 15 minutes of fame so run with it . By the sound of the first few posts , I don't know about the "shortlived" part , sounds to me like someone has made quite an impression in this site , plus with you pushing 30,000 posts you were bound to make an admirerer or two .

I "kinda" like you already ........... but remember I am still in the "what the fuck do you know" category with just over 100 posts , LMAO .

Sit back and take in a few accolades dear .

 

< Is here to show his support for the one and only

 

You all are so sweet!!! :excited:

 

Thanks, but Lioness doesn't like Kool-Aid ... she'd much prefer a Killian's Irish Red!

You can borrow this if you'd like! :excited:

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You're the sweetest, baby, that's why I love you

 

I've dedicated 2 threads to you.

 

You just can't help yourself can you , lol . It really is true , laughter is the best medicine .

 

This is a list from "ejls" that confirms your status here


I don't think you're truly an established member until one of a few things has happened to you:

1. Richief calls you a twat
2. Smc promises to do something indescribable to ewe
3. Suze rips you a new one
4. Billblonde tells you he knows where you live and that you are fat and useless
5. You become one of Arizona's angels
6. You post to one of Ump's amazing threads
7. Lioness promises to show you who really runs the Jungle <-------------
8. TCL starts a feud with you
9. AZ dedicates a thread to you
10. You dare to debate Stumbler

 

You failed to mention Incubus calling you a worthless cunt faced cock monkey NOOB!!!

Hence your list is void.

oh yeah. BTW, this thread?

 

Yes, Babe!!! You know I love you!!! My response was in fun to the OPs post!!! :excited:

 

How dare you, my sweet? Do you jump into the arms of any man who gives you all his heart and dedication?

 

See? We're not grumpy all the time. There are a lot of people on here with hysterical senses of humor and they make me laugh all the time. I can't list them all because I would forget someone and hurt their feelings.

 

:rose:

What's with the douche?