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  1. THE CREATOR GOD

    THE CREATOR GOD Porn Surfer

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    NOW HEAR THIS!​

    I
    AM
    THE CREATOR,
    GOD.​

    I
    AM
    SO
    SICK
    AND TIRED
    OF ALL THESE
    GOOFBALLS
    ACTING SILLY
    AND STUPID
    ON THE FORUM!!!​

    STOP USING MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS
    AND BE YOURSELVES!!!​

    BE SERIOUS!​

    THIS IS NO PLACE FOR FUN AND GAMES!!!!!!!​
     
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  2. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    I find myself facing a conundrum.

    Me, a mere mortal moderator on a mortal web site can actually ban God :eek:

    Should I do it, just to prove he isn't really 'all powerful'?

    :laughing:
     
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  3. The Lord Of The Socks

    The Lord Of The Socks Porn Surfer

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    Darling, he -does- make a valid point. Let's leave him be.. now come over here and rest on my lap a bit, love.
     
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  4. Incubus

    Incubus Horned & Dangerous

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    After reading the title of this thread, then reading said thread, I've concluded that the OP should have taken his own advice.
     
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  5. Doctor Ratched

    Doctor Ratched Amateur

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    I think he is being ironic. An ironic God... how nifty! Let's keep him.
     
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  6. justpassingthru

    justpassingthru No Rest For The Wicked Banned!

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    Personally I would like to watch "God" being trumped here that would be a cool trick , but "shock value" does have it's place here .
     
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  7. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    I just made his font smaller so I could read his post. Scrolling down 4 pages to try and figure it out made me dizzy.

    Is that a bannable offense, oh powerful mod goddess?
     
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  8. Doctor Ratched

    Doctor Ratched Amateur

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    If I may, I think it's worth pointing out that this God appears to be a woman.
     
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  9. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    If you don't want to risk hell fire, brimstone, damnation etc.

    Pass me the ban button for a minute and I will kick his omnipotent arse the fuck out of here.

    PS
    If you get any "if you don't forward this email you will die" messages, I will dispose of them also.
    This is a free service. Thanks.
     
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  10. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    You can fuck off also.
    :)
     
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  11. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    No *le sigh*
     
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  12. Doctor Ratched

    Doctor Ratched Amateur

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    Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me for reading profile pages. What on earth did I do to you?
     
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  13. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    I think that there are people that don't post here anymore thanks to your.......
    Degenerate
    Nurse
    Dr.
    etc.etc. Socks, so I reserve the right to tell you to fuck off.

    So, fuck off and die you cunt.
     
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  14. Doctor Ratched

    Doctor Ratched Amateur

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    How do you know I am the original Doc or Nursie?
     
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  15. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Obvious Troll is obvious.
     
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  16. Doctor Ratched

    Doctor Ratched Amateur

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    No shit I'm a troll. I really don't care what you think of me tho, since you're just some random tightass I've never spoken to before.
     
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  17. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    I'm good with that, shitforbrains, you just need some new material, you should have worked some out on the shortbus.
     
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  18. Doctor Ratched

    Doctor Ratched Amateur

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    Okie doke, well I'm gonna take a bath now.
     
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  19. michael saint

    michael saint Porn Star

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    Don't forget to douche.
    ;)
     
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  20. The Lord Of The Socks

    The Lord Of The Socks Porn Surfer

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    FUCKING DOCTOR SHITFACE!!!! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU PAY!!!! I LOVED HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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