When it is udderly alone.

 

How moooooving!

 

LMAO!!!:excited::excited:

 

I hope this thread won't be an udder failure!

 

I thought it was udderly amoosing!

 

What happens when you talk to a Jamaican cow?





It goes in one ear and out da udder.

 

Cows often regurgitate their own cud. It's because they're bullimic.

 

Your becoming just like that cow with the sense of humor,a laughing stock!

 

This thread is better than the others,it's a cutlet above the rest!

 

My meat strong. Allowing me please to ground your beef.

 

I thought there would be more action here,maybe I was given a bum steer?

 

How can you tell when you cow is sad? Their milk is blue.

 

They go off in a hoof!

 

And now....





Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A: Ground Beef

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.

Q: What do you call a cow with no front legs?
A: Lean Beef

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
A: Ground beef




Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
A: The milky way!

Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!

Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.

Q: Where do cows go on dates?
A: The moo-vies!

Q: What do you call a tired cow?
A: Milked out!


Q: What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
A: Bullogna

Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay Fever

Q: What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
A: Holstaines

Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder.

Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Their horns don't work.

Q: What do you call a cow who just recently had
its baby?
A: Decalfinated

Q: Why don't cows have any money?
A: Because the farmers milk them dry.

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: They go to the mooooovies.

Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.

Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moody Blues

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: Moo-dy

Q: Where do cows go in the afterlife?
A: Moo Moo Land

Famous philosophy, done for cows:
Nietzsche: To moo is to be.
Sartre: To be is to moo.
Sinatra: Moo be moo be moo.

Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains?
A: In the cow-boose.

Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores?
A: Mooney.

Q: What did one dairy cow say to another?
A: Got milk?

Q: How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
A: It's a place of udder delight.

Q: What do you call a cow that has 3 legs?
A: Lean beef

Q: What do you call a cow that has 2 legs?
A: Side of beef

Q: What do you call a cow that has 1 leg?
A: Steak

Q: What do you call a cow that has no legs?
A: Ground beef

A bum steer is a worthless bull.

Ground beef is a cow sitting down.

A stockholder is a corral for cattle.

Moscow doesn't make as much milk as Pa's cow.

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow into pasture.

Q: Why is a barn so noisy?
A: All the cows have horns.

Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Nothing silly, cow's don't talk.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He's got no beef.

Q: What animals do you bring to bed?
A: Your calves.

Q: What happened to the lost cattle?
A: Nobody's herd.

Q: Where do cows like to live?
A: St. Moo-is, Moo-ssouri, and Moo Jersey.

Q: What did the cow wear to the football game?
A: A Jersey.

Q: Why can't you shock cows?
A: They've herd it all.






Q: What goes oo ooo oooo?
A: A cow with no lips.

Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Daily Moos.

Q: What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A: A steak out.

 

They don't have sad cows in California.

We have happy cows! (and good cheese)

 

Sorry, but it has to be said.

The quality of this thread rates about -20ish on the amateur troll scale.

 

That reply was especially bad.

 

Agreed, though still not as ridiculous as fake-quoting someone else to create a set-up line for yourself!

 

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I liked that one!!