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  1. scott_likes

    scott_likes Porn Star

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    You been out with alot of pretty women Ump. :cool:
     
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  2. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    I appreciate that sentiment, Scott.

    Looks are not everything, but I guess I am shallow enough that I gravitate generally to nice looking women who are nice.
     
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  3. EricCaesar

    EricCaesar Porno Junky

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    Recently I saw a video, here on xnxx, and whilst watching, I swear I saw an ex of mine.

    I have to wait 'til my 10 year to ask her.
    =]]
     
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  4. umpire2

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    I know that none of the models I have seen (either regular or porn models) are any of my ex's, just some pretty close resemblances. BUT, I have seen a couple that I could swear were other girls I have met here and there.
     
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  5. umpire2

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    SULLY!

    You MUST improve your tracking skills! You let her get away????:eek:
     
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  6. umpire2

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    I actually HAVE gone out with 2 models before, but, counter to what one might think, they were not the most attractive women I've dated.

    It is amazing what can be done with a camera....
     
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  7. umpire2

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    Just thinking about it, it seems like I've been posting more pics of girls I DIDN'T have sex with (or at least did not have intercourse with) than girls I DID. Hmmm.....

    Anyway, here's ANOTHER model that I've just found who looks quite a bit like a girl I dated in High School that I DID NOT have sex with.

    NO kind of sex. NOTHING. She kissed really well, but would not let ANYTHING go beyond hand holding....

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  8. umpire2

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    She actually looks VERY much like the girl I dated, though there are some clear differences:

    The girl I dated had VERY short hair at the time, almost a boy's haircut and it was very straight, though about the same color as this model's...

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  9. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    The girl I dated also had a TON of freckles and another BIG (or little) difference was that my girlfriend had tiny boobs (not that I ever saw them....)

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  10. umpire2

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    Now here is the REAL story part:

    I went out with this girl about 10 or 12 times. About the third time we went out, I met her sister.

    Her TWIN sister.

    Now, her twin and she looked NOTHING alike (at some point, I may find a model who looked like the twin and show you). They were fraternal twins and the sister had darker hair, was about four or five inches shorter (about 5'9" and 5'4" or 5'5") and also had good-sized tits.

    They also were obviously rivals....

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  11. umpire2

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    After my girlfriend and I had gone about about 7 or 8 times, I was at their house and her sister caught me alone and kissed me.

    I was either a gentleman (temporarily) or an idiot, but I was so shocked, I didn't kiss her back, even though she tasted sweet and tongued me...

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  12. umpire2

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    We were only alone for a couple of minutes, but after that, she made an effort to smile at me and lick her lips and stick her tongue out.

    A few days later, I was over their house again and she managed to catch me alone and she grabbed my cock, which was already slightly hard, because I had been thinking some nasty things about her, and it stiffened right up in her hand.

    She kissed my cheek and just said, "Good. I thought you might be gay....", let me go and walked out of the room. I had to scramble to hide my tent before my girlfriend came back.

    My girlfriend and I went out that night, and I tried to make out with her, but again, she put the breaks on...

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  13. umpire2

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    The following week, we were supposed to go to a dance at my school, but my girlfriend was sick. I went anyway with a couple of my buddies, since it was a drag/stag kind of thing, where about half the guys went without dates anyway and girls from other schools would show up single.

    In any case, who shows up but the twin sister.

    Long story short, we end up in the locker room and I finger her off and she gives me a blow job...

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  14. umpire2

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    I went out with my girlfriend one more time after that and also met up with her sister once more.

    When I met up with the twin sister, we made out a long time and I got her off a few times fingering her and licking her pussy and it was HOT. She got me off with a handjob and sucked me off again, but we did not fuck.

    I just figured that we would fuck at some point, but here is the thing...

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    I felt guilty doing the twin behind my girlfriend's back, so the next time we were supposed to go out, I broke it off with her.

    Naively, I thought I was going to just take up with the twin and we would regularly fuck each others brains out.

    Wrong.

    The twin went ahead and told her sister, they had a big fight and I was told to take a hike.

    Oh, well. I was 17....
     
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  15. umpire2

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    This ended up more about the twin sister than my girlfriend, I suppose, but right now I don't have any pics that look like the twin.

    Maybe at some point...
     
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  16. umpire2

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    :rose:
     
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  17. umpire2

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    Hmmmm....I honestly expected SOME reaction to my last revelation....guess not...
     
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  18. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    Here's another one in the JUST 'known' category.....

    PLAYBOY's Miss May, 1965, Maria McBane looks JUST like a friend of mine's wife, except that his wife wears glasses and his wife's tits are bigger (believe it or not...)

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  19. umpire2

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    AND NO, before you ask, I've never seen my friend's wife naked----I am just going by facial features and overall shape...