1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Ima

    Ima Porn Surfer

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    Thankfully, neither have I. But does remind me of my mom :)
     
  2. SilverLycan

    SilverLycan The XnXX Alpha Wolf

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    Ha! That is old!
     
  3. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    You know you're old when nap time has more allure than playtime.
     
  4. thinskin

    thinskin Porn Star Banned!

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    "It's mine, Mum. I can wash it as fast as I like"!

    Thinskin
     
  5. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Old joke told by Walter Matthau told on the Tonight Show to Johnny Carson.


    Three old guys are at McDonalds for coffe one morning. The subject of problems in getting old came up.

    The first said, taking a leak was tough, first thing in the morning he just stands there dribbling, remembering when he was young, he could send a stream above his head.

    The second guy says, taking a dump, used to be a sexual experience, firm, long and satisfying. Now it takes a box of Exlax and a hour on the throne to get a pile of mushy yuck.

    Third guy says, you think you got problems. Me, every morning at 6:45, a long strong piss, it gets above my beltline. Then at 7:00 a solid, firm turd appears, oh what a feeling.

    The first two look incredulous, why the hell do you think that is a problem, cheez and crackers.

    The third guy retorts, I don't get out of bed until 7:15.
     
  6. snufkin1249

    snufkin1249 Porn Surfer

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    when your son got his own son
     
  7. bah198727

    bah198727 Newcumer

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    im only 22 but i feel old with a single kid