I was a teenager, and paid a "visit" to a girl (teenager too).

It was in the morning, we were listening to music and... fucking like rabbits!

We've never heard the knock at her bedroom door, and the door WASN'T locked.

Her father opened the door while his daughter's feet were on my shoulders and I was strongly pounding her cunt...

It's then when I've realized you can go from hard to soft in less than a second...

And, for the curious ones - he just closed back the door and left the appartment for a quarter of an hour - a very open minded father.

After we got dressed, the girl "forced" me to stay and wait for her father to return...

I did it and... we even have had a drink together. And he was the one who apologized for the event, excusing himself and telling his daughter that he has, in fact, knocked at the door, but, probably, the music was too loud...

Anyway, silly me - I have never contacted that girl again - it was easy, since we were living in different areas of the town.

 

Going home with a gal I picked up in a bar, and calling her by my ex wife's name while she was on top of me, she went nuts, hell screamed for me to get out, had to put my clothes on outside.

 

I like scaring my girlfriend lmao, "I'm cumming.. inside.." LOLOL.

 

my wife bent my penis in half while on top and badly bruised my cock. the whole lot was black and blue. i was out of action for a month, it was the first valintines day we were together too.

 

Came in my ex's eye. It's hilarious looking back at it. Hell, it was hilarious then.

 

Uagh! *crosses legs*

 

when i was 16 i got involved with a girl who's parents thought she was an innocent virgin...needless to say she was quite the kinky slut....

while having some fun through her back door... her parents caught us. Dad went NUTS... honestly thought i was a gonner.

luckily the mother realised if the dad did anything to me, then her image would be ruined... so i was kicked out and informed to never come near the house again...

(They had a nice long garden though LOL)

 

In a matter of just a couple days I had my parents come home just when i was about to fuck this girl I was seeing, i was 19 at the time. Then just a day later the same girl aand I were in a parking lot by the lake and just as we finished the cops turned their overhead flashers on. That scared the hell out of the both of us.

 

I can't believe I forgot this, one time when i was banging this chick i met on adult friend finder, she started getting rough with her nails.
Now normally I love, hard rough crazy ass sex but, at the time I just had gotten my back tattoo finished. She took her long sharp ass nails and dug them into my back... right where I had the tattoo finished 2 days before. I almost punched her in the face lol

 

Once I was giving my then boyfriend head and getting all crazy with the tongue action. During one swirl of the tongue he pushed up as I was going down to swallow more of his cock and ripped the little piece under my tongue. Needless to say that hurt like hell and he didn't get head for a while. It was also fun trying to explain to people (most notably my mother) how I had gotten that particular injury as I talked funny for a few days.

 

OUCH!! Poor guy! That would hurt like hell

 

I got a huge cramp in my thigh while she was riding and having an orgasm. It didn't stop me from giving her a wild ride.

 

acidental shot to her eyes. she was a good sport though, even laughed through the burning lol :excited:

 

I have COPD and am on oxygen 24/7. Sometimes I run out of breath before I run out of hard-on. Hate it when that happens.

 

Once during drunken sex I was doing doggystyle and passed out right on top of her. Was a very awkward morning to say the least.

Never having drunken sex like that again. Haha.

 

A heart attack. Seriously.

 

Going down on a girl that I had been seeing for awhile. She had never squirted before and all of a sudden I'm getting flooded. As she came she started pissing. Wouldn't never been that bad if we'd been home but we had been out drinking and were in the back seat of a friend's car and had to ride home with them with having a wet shirt and smelling like piss. That ended it for us cause she couldn't stop talking or laughing about it the whole way home.

 

Boy friend at the time, his mom walked in on him going down on me.

 

When I was 16, my parents left me alone at home one day. I called up my boyfriend and he came right over. We always loved it when my parents left and we could use the house to fuck all day long. Anyway, we both took off all our clothes and started fucking in the living room and worked our way back to my parents bedroom. He started snooping around under the bed and found my moms vibrator.
Before long I was laying flat on my back with my legs in the air and he was using the vibrator on me. It felt great. He was focused on watching that toy slide in and out of my pussy and I was focused on how good it felt. Neither of us heard a knock at the door or my grandparents walk in the house. I looked and there they were standing in shock as the watched their grand daughter getting her pussy worked over by a naked boy and toy. We couldn't even jump up and grab our clothes because they were in the other room.

 

Now, honestly, you've made me curious!

What happened? How did you react, and what did they say or do?