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    You can now get verified on forum.

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  1. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    For you younger people that don't remember:

    "The "Addams Family" was a sitcom in the late 1960's and early seventies possibly, but I don't remember exactly because of my drug use during that era."

    Anyway, I posted a picture of the Addams Family in response to a thread that Incubus started.

    The next day, a very nice moderator sent me a polite message.

    He said, "If you post a another picture of an underage person then you will be banned from this forum."

    I apologized gracefully and would like to submit the same picture again.

    It doesn't really have the same effect as the original, but I guess it will keep pedophiles away from this site.
     
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  2. Wee Hector

    Wee Hector Porn Star

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    I wish you would post a photo of your brain then you definitely would be banned and we would be saved from your daily inanities. I'm not religious but I pray daily that you will make an illegal post and get banned from this site. You are the scum that floats on scum. Please go away!!!!
     
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  3. scotsmitch2001

    scotsmitch2001 Porn Star

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    Wow, a little harsh there Hector...specially for what seems a perfectly legitimate complaint....and as if getting banned is going to keep him away from the site
    (his very persona, proving my point)
     
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  4. Doctor Wretched

    Doctor Wretched Amateur

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    May I still post photos of people with a child-like curiosity and imagination?
     
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  5. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    The kind moderator notified to further reduce the picture of the young girl and boy in this picture.

    I complied, so I hope this is acceptable.

    There must be a lot of pedophiles in this world.

    Wait a minute, Louis Armstrong wants to say something...

    He says, "What you just mentioned reminded me of my favorite song."

    What is Louis?

    It is, "What a Wonderful World."

    I wipe away a tear after listening to his song and say to him, "Yes it is Louis. Yes it is. It is a wonderful world that we live in."

    Louis stops singing and says, "I can still see the young boys legs."

    I reply, "Maybe the moderators won't see that."
     
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  6. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    I can see the boy's legs too.

    I think that Joliet should be banned from this forum for child pornography.

    I will use this photograph as "Exhibit A" when we go to court.
     
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  7. BrandiDelicious

    BrandiDelicious Luscious Lips

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    Would you like some cheese with that whine?
     
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  8. scotsmitch2001

    scotsmitch2001 Porn Star

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    AS long as its a mature cheese...nothing to young
     
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  9. bostonmasstina

    bostonmasstina Slut Wife

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    Posting things written to you in a PM? :excited:

    Tina :rose:
     
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  10. JordanChase87

    JordanChase87 Porn Surfer

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    Quit posting, nigger.
     
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  11. scotsmitch2001

    scotsmitch2001 Porn Star

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    Oh bless, a clown of a different colour:)
     
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  12. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    Leave it to Beaver

    Beaver: Hey Wally, where is Mom? She is usually fixing us breakfast about this time.

    Wally: The milkman came by early and she went for a ride in his new truck. She said that she will back in about an hour.

    Beaver: Hey Wally, do you notice that are faces are blanked out in pictures below us?

    Wally: Yeah Beav. The moderators here don't like pictures of underage people.

    Beaver: Hey Wally, the milkman just came back and Mom got out of his new truck. I wonder why her hair is all messed up and her dress is unbuttoned?

    Wally: Beats me...
     
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  13. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    "Hello, you have connected to 911. What is your emergency?"

    I am sorry, my wife dialed this number by mistake...
     
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  14. stumbler

    stumbler Porn Star

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    I don't believe it. Try it again.
     
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  15. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    Little House on the Prairie
     
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  16. Pussy Patrol

    Pussy Patrol Porn Star Suspended!

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    In post 13, you blocked out Alice?
     
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  17. phantom1984

    phantom1984 Porno Junky

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    What the hell? They are not naked Who really gives a fuck . This site needs an enema.
     
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  18. deleted user 1548766

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    A lot of people don't know this but the actress that played Alice was only 8 years old....

    View attachment

    She suffered from a rare early aging disease.

    :p
     
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