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  1. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    Nurse Ratched: Halloween is over and the television set has been turned off.

    McMurphy: Nurse Ratched, Nurse Ratched! The Chief voted! Now will you please turn on the television set?

    Nurse Ratched: [she opens the glass window]

    Mr. McMurphy, the meeting was adjourned and the vote was closed.

    McMurphy: But the vote was 10 to 8. The Chief, he's got his hand up! Look!

    Nurse Ratched: No, Mr. McMurphy. When the meeting was adjourned, the vote was 9 to 9.

    McMurphy: [exasperated] Aw come on, you're not gonna say that now! You're not gonna say that now! You're gonna pull that hen house shit? Now when the vote... the Chief just voted - it was 10 to 9. Now I want that television set turned on *right now*!

    [Nurse Ratched closes the glass window]
     
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  2. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    Nurse Ratched can be pretty harsh sometimes.
     
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  3. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    I don't get any respect from Nurse Ratched.
     
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  4. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    This thread needs more meat! More meat! More meat!
     
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  5. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    I like Nurse Ratched.

    She was very kind to me that last time I had electroshock therapy.
     
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  6. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    This is interesting, because Halloween is not even close to being over...
     
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  7. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    I am going to kill every fucking one of those bastard XNXX moderators!
     
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  8. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    Daddy, I think that you should stop posting useless posts to your own thread.

    It is not against the rules of this forum, but you lose credibility.

    Daddy, swerve over and don't hit that lady!

    "Oh my God, thanks honey I didn't even notice there was a person standing there watching us. Who was that anyway?"

    It was SMCAAPHD. She is always watching us.
     
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  9. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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  10. CS natureboy

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    I bet that's joliet's favorite show...:laughing:
     
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  11. Doctor Ratched

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    Nurse Ratched is a respectable married woman now, please don't besmirch her name you rapscallion.
     
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