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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

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  1. Cosmosyd

    Cosmosyd Porn Surfer

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    Ladies, every guy believes he is gods gift to women (which i obviously am) but the truth is alot of people have trouble getting girls into the bed, if you were at a bar, and a guy starts to talk to you, what combination of words would make you drop your pants. (pardon the jargon) Thankf from every guy on the earth :)
     
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  2. Test1001

    Test1001 Sex Lover

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    hi is usually a good start works most the time for me then ask about them/ who they here with/ how their night is going kind of thing
     
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  3. Milo Cronos

    Milo Cronos The Sexual Intellectual

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    Keep It Natural!

    Lines don't feel natural, they seem rehearsed and as a bouncer when I was just starting to study sexual behavior I'd heard a lot of lines but, the guy that always did the best was the one who walked up and introduced himself normally. A woman who's already decided to get fucked that night may accept the line as an introduction or like it's nostalgic appeal I still think it depends who's on the other side of the words still. An interesting conversation can get you further by having something to say after the line so if a line is all you have your dead in the water!:cool:
     
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  4. Kimiko

    Kimiko Porn Star

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    "Hello. I'm an extraordinarily wealthy man, and I find you stunningly attractive. I have had you investigated and you meet my criteria in every way. If you'll accompany me to my Beverly Hills mansion and become my sex slave, I will gladly pay you $1 million the first year, with a cost of living adjustment and merit pay increase to be negotiated each subsequent year. You're duties will consist of servicing me and a few of my most special guests sexually, and in your spare time you are free to lounge by the pool naked, go swimming, and go shopping on Rodeo Drive with my credit card. Do we have an arrangement?"
     
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  5. Cosmosyd

    Cosmosyd Porn Surfer

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    makes sense
     
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  6. bitchesonmyjock

    bitchesonmyjock Sex Machine

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    "Sup bitch I'm uh...really really good...if you haven't already noticed." Works like a charm.

    /bitches on my jock I can't help it
     
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  7. shoka

    shoka Porno Junky

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    try to be more sensitive
     
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  8. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

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    "Hi. I have a secret pick-up line, but since it is secret, I can't tell you."

    Works every time, except when it doesn't.
     
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  9. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    "Will you marry me?"
     
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  10. Snowmass

    Snowmass Friendly Neighborhood Pervert

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    Works every time . . .

    Actually I don't say anything. I just look at her . . . and lick my eyebrows!
     
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  11. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    And you still turned me down.:(
     
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  12. liz9060

    liz9060 Porn Surfer

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    Lets go to your place and fuck all night

    The best line I used in bars was Lets go to your place and fuck all night. I got it from a real cocksman. I got turned down a couple times at first, but eventually scored. The professional lady after one fuck wanted me to move in with her. What a great pussy.




     
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  13. pussy in boots

    pussy in boots ride em cowgirl up

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    ME... Are you staring at me?
    HIM....I sorry, I was just imaging, how you would look with my cock in your mouth!
    or
    HER... Are you staring at me?
    ME... I was imaging how I would look with my head between your legs.
     
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