Whats your weirdest sexual thought? where did you have it and if it involved someone or more than 1 person who?

 

I occasionally think about biting my girlfriend's nipple clean off. It's pretty weird because obviously that's not sexy. I blame one particular story here on XNXX for putting that thought into my head.

 

haha whats the story called?

 

I'm not sure any more. It was about an intellectually disadvantaged kid who got a sweet innocent christian girl as his babysitter for the day. What she didn't know is that he's completely evil and proceeds to rape and abuse her, up to the point when he bites off her nipple. At the end of the story the parents and the local clergyman walk in and blame everything on the girl, despite the fact that she's bruised and bleeding, and she's kicked out of the community and becomes a crack whore or something in the ghettos. SO WEIRD!

 

different lol

 

easy mine is i have all the in laws round (mother in law and the wifes x2 sisters) and we get burgled....the burgler holds a gun to the mother inlaws head and demands she and her daughters suck me off......

I often have this thought, its wierd i know..

 

just shows you have a good imagination

 

paigey, if u wanna watch me on cam, i'll show u how much..

 

Weird eh? Hmmm?????

I wouldn't even begin to know where to start cause weird to most is tame to me with its spirit broken. But then again what the roman catholic church deems to be an embarrassing but still acceptable practice of choir boyism is way out of bounds and just plain wrong in my oppinion. I'd have to say there is this one thieving lying cunt who I'd love to tiedown and pull all her teeth out and let her heal then a few weeks later I'd love to take a scalpel and physically remove her vagina and tie a string to it and wear it as a mask while I stood infront of the bitch who used to own it and force my cock down into her throat and watch her choke to death as I tell her I love her and watch her die but just after she passes out I would love to revive her and do it all over again and again and again and again etc...etc...etc... Yeah I guess thats just plain fucking sick and twisted. but hey in my defense #1 I would never do such a horrible cruel thing. And # 2 if you spent a minimum of 3 days with this lying cheating thieving fucking cun't you'd wonder how I could ever be so reserved and calm cool and collected! SERIOUSLY! NO FUCKING SHIT> I swear)

 

not quite sure what to say about that lol. wow you must really hate whoever she is but ive had thoughts of killing people so dont think your on your own with that 1 lol

 

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I saw the pull teeth out and was like okay angry and weird but when I saw wear vagina as a mask then I wanted to hide from u very far away.

 

i dont think i would want to get on the wrong side of you lol....or would i? haha hmm

 

My weirdest sexual thought is pretty twisted....of course it is fantasy but it involves me being tied up and tortured by a very evil dominant woman and right when I cum, she kills me. I know, twisted as fuck....lol

 

haha dont worry ive heard it all before. i do find it kinda interesting that some people can actually get off at the thought of there own death

 

So, what is your weirdest sexual thought Miss Paigey?:excited:

 

haha well sometimes i can get so horny i actually go about wondering what objects i could fuck and try to imagine doing the act. Also thought about random people grabbing me and ripping my clothes off as i pass them on the street...or in any other place for that matter

 

Nice! What's the oddest object you've fucked yourself with?

 

i have this really hot cousin, and i cant stop thinking about what it would be like to eat her out then fuck her perfect ass

 

well i havnt ACTUALLY fucked myself with many unusual objects i just said that i imagine it, although once i did use an electric toothbrush

 

how old is she? and have you actually made any moves on her?