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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

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  1. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    "So you really think giving me head, will save Rob's job, Laura?"

     
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    "I'm sorry, Alan. NONE of these look like my mons. Rob has me shave it completely....."

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    "Excuse me for not getting up, Laura, but I pop an enormous boner every time you walk in the room....."

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    "Alan, are you SURE this is just a skit for your show? Why would you want me to dress like Jackie Kennedy and then strip in front of you, saying, 'Oh, yours is so much bigger, LBJ'?"

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    Rob shows off his break-dancing in front of his guests.

     
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    Rob had successfully hidden the fact that he was going blind for years, until Richie decided to start moving the furniture around.....

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    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    You two are bad, but hilarious!!! :excited:
     
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    He thought, She thought.....


    He: "If I weren't gay and anorexic, I might go for you, cause you don't smell bad."

    She: "I know my boobs are fake, but I thought I'd attract someone other than this skinny twerp whose breath smells like cock."

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    "I know that subtlety is sometimes lost on you, Fred, but you may feel free to interpret that as an emphatic 'Yes!'"​
     
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    ANOTHER EMBARRASSING MOMENT FOR LUCILLE. NOT ONLY WAS HER FART LOUD, BUT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO BLOW HER PANTIES TO THE FLOOR.....

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    "Damn!" thought Fred, "Why didn't I polish my shoes today?"

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    "We were planning on eating now, but if you're going to stick around I guess we could have lunch."


     
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    Bellman: "I'm just waiting for my tip, ma'am."

    Woman: "Here's tip for you. I'd put that back in your pants before my husband comes out of the bathroom....."


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    "Hi, Jimmy! Remember you said, 'What's a picnic without ants'? Well, this is my Aunt Chloe....."

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    "What do you mean 'nice jugs', Jimmy? We only brought one jug....."

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    Natasha wanted Jerome to keep his carrot stick out of her patch!