ah, the perils of pick up lines

 

hi,

i'm 6" from the ground

 

Wanna get some pizza and fuck...What you don't like pizza?[/b]

 

i bet a pretty girl like you has herd every line in the book, so one more wont hurt

 

I got the best pick up line in the world. It works 9 out 0f 10 times. But you have to be in a conversation first. It will seal the deal.

You: May I ask you a question
Her: Sure, What?
You: Can you keep a secret?
Her: Yeah
You: (Looking around the room, then whisper in her ear.) Can I be your secret?

This works especially if she has a bf

 

this works well in crowed areas...

do the come hear motion with one finger, once she (or he) is near you... say...
"i just made you come with one finger, imagine what else I could do.

 

The fart one I think is the funniest pick up line I've ever heard. So far so good, wish I could contribute a few....but alas, none are in my inventory.

 

I like your
pick up lines Oulfi3nd. :lol:

 

the ultimate one..my frined made this up


excusse me miss, ive seen to have lost my virginty...can i take yours?


( its funnyer the way he says it..cause he dose it with an english voice )

 

Pick up lines ar e mostly LAME, just depend on your own natural self to pick up women. Everyone I've ever talked to about pick up lines say that it may work about 1 in 10 tries. (that is key [tries] the sex opposite can tell you're TRYING). So stop with the lines and be yourself.

That way no one has to look past the b.s. to see who you really are.

 

Ya know, they say you are what you eat. If that's true, I could be you by morning.

 

I don't have a pickup line a chick should like you for who you are and not for what you tell her in ear.

 

I wish I was a derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.

And, yes, I am aware that Taylor Funtions are tangent to curves, not derivatives. So don't go there.

 

Trust me, it's not one I ever used:

"Do you sleep on your stomach?"

"No."

"Then do you mind if I do?"

Or there is the alternative of just walking up to a girl and saying "Get your coat, Love, You've pulled."

 

As long as you don't try to stick that chord in me.

 

Excuse me miss, I have this genuine antique ashtray… (pick up ashtray from table or bar)…and it can be yours for the very low price of being my lover for one night!

 

Chevy Chase in Fletch. He knocks on a door and it's answerred by a woman wrapped in a towel.

Chevy says "Excuse me, my car seems to have hit a water buffalo. Could I possibly borrow a towel?"

:lol:

 

"Could you tell me what time it is, Dora?"
"It's three fifteen. Why did you call me Dora?"
"Because whatever the time is, you're always a"Dora"ble."

 

**mimes fingers down throat to induce vomitting**

Can I smell cheese in here?

 

I haven't used this by the way

Excuse me miss i have arthritis in my hands,
can you help me with my fly.