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  1. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    You don't mind if I ravish this naughty girl over the alter do you? ;)
     
  2. scottMaster

    scottMaster Porn Star

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    damm Yaz is that your sister can
    I tap that ?
     
  3. sunnyca

    sunnyca Sex Lover

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    oh fuck, is this going to take a whole hour!
     
  4. scottMaster

    scottMaster Porn Star

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    damm a hour how about a blowjob to help pass the time?
     
  5. Rufus_Cock

    Rufus_Cock Porn Star

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    Fuck this, I'm off down the mosque.
    You get 72 virgins each down there, these fuckers have only got one.....
     
  6. ammon

    ammon Porn Surfer Suspended!

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    if god sees everything i do. then god is a perv
     
  7. JadeM

    JadeM Lost in Translation

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    Bless me Father for I have sinned... and I fucking loved it.
     
  8. Rufus_Cock

    Rufus_Cock Porn Star

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    Saying "I'm sorry" is the same as saying "I apologise".

    Except at a funeral.
     
  9. JadeM

    JadeM Lost in Translation

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    These two will be divorced by the time the reach the parking lot.
     
  10. JadeM

    JadeM Lost in Translation

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    That sermon was as painful as anal without lube
     
  11. mo.bil

    mo.bil Sex Machine

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    FIRE!!
     
  12. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    LOL! (I've been there, the sermon that is)

    My word Vicar you are looking rather buff today!
     
  13. Hornycountryboy

    Hornycountryboy Porn Star

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    Do you think holy water would make a good lube?
     
  14. Rufus_Cock

    Rufus_Cock Porn Star

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    Still working a one day week I see vicar.
     
  15. enslave_me

    enslave_me Sex Lover

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    Well like the good book says "it is better to spill your your seed in the belly of a whore then on the ground" so who are we to disobey;)
     
  16. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    Edit - what not to say in a mosque:

    You know I thought that film talked a whole lot of sense and I don't know why those foreign people are so upset. :eek:
     
  17. JadeM

    JadeM Lost in Translation

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    I know this is a new age Church... but do we have to Tweet the whole fucking service?
     
  18. GayGuy40

    GayGuy40 Geordie Trollop

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    In bestest Linda Blair voice...'Now take your cock and stick it up Father Karras' ass.' :eek::eek:
     
  19. ipscout

    ipscout bug24

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    Praise Jesus.
     
  20. JadeM

    JadeM Lost in Translation

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    as above while attending a mosque dressed in a pink bunny costume.