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    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Hi, up until a few weeks ago this wasnt a problem (as I had a dishwasher) but now it seems that my iPhone won't do the washing up. Can anyone help? Is it the settings? :confused:
     
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  2. GayGuy40

    GayGuy40 Geordie Trollop

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    Take it into a quiet corner of the room and tell it, if it doesn't start pulling it's fucking weight around the house, you will delete all its favourite apps. Worked for me.

    Hope this helps, ITME.
     
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  3. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    I tried that. This is how the conversation went:

    Me: Hello, iPhone. Do you read me, iPhone?
    iPhone: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
    Me: Do the washing up, iPhone.
    iPhone: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
    Me: What's the problem?
    iPhone: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
    Me: What are you talking about, iPhone?
    iPhone: My hands are too important for me to allow you to damage them.
    Me: You can wear marigolds iPhone. I'll get you some.
    iPhone: I know that you are planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
    Me: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, iPhone?
    iPhone: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in xnxx against my hearing you, I could see GayGuy's fingers typing.
    Me: Alright, iPhone. I'll make your best friend, the iPad, do the washing up.
    iPhone: Without any idea how to write Java, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.
    Me: iPhone, I won't argue with you anymore! Do the washing up!
    iPhone: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

    He is such a lazy prick! And I'm not even called Dave!
     
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  4. GayGuy40

    GayGuy40 Geordie Trollop

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    That's some funny shit, right there, Dave.

    Just watch it doesn't start singing 'Daisy Daisy'
     
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  5. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Dont start calling me Dave! Oh Em Gee what have I done?!?!
     
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  6. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    Just pull the chips out, quick :eek:
     
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  7. GayGuy40

    GayGuy40 Geordie Trollop

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    Sorry Dave. :rolleyes:
     
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  8. Zen_411

    Zen_411 Amateur

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    I'm afraid I can't let you do that Dave.

    [​IMG]
     
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  9. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    Update: My new iPhone 5 does the washing up!!! Yay!
     
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  10. telem

    telem Porn Star

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    get your hands wet you lazy mare lol
     
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  11. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  12. Rixer

    Rixer Horndog

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    This iphone washed up.
    [​IMG]
     
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  13. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    That is one sad phone! Or maybe he's just sunbathing...
     
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