I had a dream I was planting cabbage in Finland, sipping a warm beer. :excited:

 

A renaissance faire.

 

I dreamed that I was living in a clockwork orange world!

 

matt and i watched this really twisted horror movie, so i had a nightmare about my dead grandmother. :???: thanks for pickin that over Notorious matt!

 

HOME-MADE ICE CREAM.

 

I dreamed a dream so deep with meaning I fell in and nearly drowned, but was pulled out just in the nick of time by the tail of a horse. The horse dragged me 100 yards (there was a measuring stick, and besides the horse told me, and horses don't lie, right?). When I was finally released I was told to open my eyes - until then I didn't realise I had them shut - and when I did, I was lying on the floor of a room in a brothel.

On the bed were three outfits, maid, army and, quite bizzarely a zoo keeper!! On the nightstand was a note telling me I had to dress because I'd be performing in ten minutes. The wall behind me slid open, and there was my family and just about everyone I've ever known in my life. My mum shouted at me to choose the mongoose, I looked down, I was naked and when I looked up again everything faded to black and I can't remember any more

 

I had a dream that I was watching a Billy Mays BBQ commercial and I awoke to a show about BBQ on the news with a dude who sounded like Billy Mays.

 

I had this dream that there was a bug on my nightstand. I did not appreciate the fact my space was being invaded, so I grabbed a left over slice of spam I had for a bedtime snack to smash it and rid myself of the unsightly pest. To my surprise, just before I splattered the source of annoyance, the little insect pleaded "Please Hammer, don't hurt me! I'm not a bug, I'M A MAN!! DUH!" I woke up and decided to sleep on the couch.

 

I dreamed that i had my GF tied up and she was forced to let me touch her in any way i wished.

 

I had a dream I was driving down this street in my town and three cars (they were three convertibles) full of people were zooming around me and yelling to each other. Then they went racing over train tracks when the caution handle-thingies were down and I was just really nervous they were going to crash. Then when we were at a stoplight they were jumping through the air like acrobats and hopping from car to car.


Tres strange. (I wish I could get accent marks on here...)

Then as they were jumping from car to car, my alarm went off to wake me up (Undeniable :excited: )

 

i dreamt that my house was being attacked by hornets

 

I had a dream that my nanny/nurse came to my room and sat on my desk and pressed her butt to my face. I wish that I could remember the rest of it... She is a real milf!

 

I had this dream sleeping in my brother's bed this weekend. My roommate kept killing people and kept trying to kill me. I don't remember the details. So I ended up killing him a bunch of times (asphyxiation, drowning, etc), but he kept coming back stronger. So in our final dual, I flew to the sky and transformed into a Super Saiyan 5. I've never seen the Super Saiyan 5, so my subconscious made me this hairy Irish warped, red-head leprechaun thing with rainbows and I blew my roommate up with one punch.

 

i dreamt about picking a fight with someone and my hits didnt have any affect. i felt so weak

 

I dreamed that I was to compete in a recreational boxing tournament. In order to prepare for the tournament I was to take boxing lessons for eleven months. Before beginning training, I was directed to punch a measuring device for five minutes. The power of each punch was to be added in order to evaluate me. When I was finished my right pectoral muscles were sore. All I got was a C rating. That was dispiriting. Working out in the boxing gum was a man I knew in high school who was a good fist fighter, and somewhat of a ruffian, but he was not a bully. I was surprised at how muscular his body was.

 

Last Night ! I had the best dream well it may be in my opinion...... I was sitting in this resturant having dinner with a girlfriend of mine, and well this guy was looking at me and it was so handsome, built, tall, and sexy...... I was leaving after dinner and he got on the elevator with me and kissed me so passionately and his hands explored me like hands searching threw a treasure chest..... The sexy was breath-taking and unbelievable then the estupido alarm clock went off.....That sucked cause I had a meeting this morning at the office...... SHIT!​

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Weird, we were at my company's xmas party
and my boss who is an older cougar gave me a quick kiss
but slid her tongue in my mouth, I felt more was to come.

(my boss was attractive in her day, but with her personality and all
I really don't find her attractive.)

 

Last night I dreamed about one of my friends going missing and I thought she'd been murdered!! Not only thought, but was utterly convinced!! Soo - I start looking for her, beginning at her home. I met some bikers who I'd known - some, not all - were people I really DID know and some of them were even bikers 'back in the day'!!

Soo anyhow, we're at this place - there was a show or something on, and the 'arena' changed, right before my eyes, to some kind of swimming pool or something!! Go figure hunh? A chapter of the Hell's Angels paddling about in waist deep water, drinking beer?

And then - I happened to meet this guy I'd dated - oh yeah baby!! I have a lurid and dark past!! Soo this guy, he starts chatting me up and I forgot all about my friend - the one I'd been so concerned about!!

Man - I suck at bff *sad sigh*

 

I dreamt about meeting a man along the Appalachian Trail.

 

I had a dream about being attacked by a tiger.