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  1. henrik

    henrik Newcumer

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    just a fun discussion question...

    if you could be invisible, where would you go? what would you do? who would you spy on?
     
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  2. Pandorius999

    Pandorius999 Resident Alien

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    i would go to your house. stab you in the back. spy on your sexy sister. welcome to xnxx.
     
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  3. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    Haha what the fuck Pandorius? Way to welcome the dude :p

    I used to wish I could be invisible in high school but I'm glad I never got my wish because people who stand out eventually stand out in a good way.

    I don't need to be invisible to do all of the things I want to do in life either. The only thing that would come to mind would be spying on a hot woman I was really attracted to or something but given that I'm single, I don't need to spy on anyone. I can just go out and get laid.

    Sorry for not answering your question.
     
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  4. N.E. Woman

    N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet

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    Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed.... Or maybe you just weren't sleeping in said bed?! U:kiss::rose:

    To the OP - I would find a big gym and stay in the men's locker room.

    1. Look at the eye candy
    2. Listen to what men really talk about
    3. Hope that some men are gay or bi-curious and pull up a chair
    4. Wish I brought some febreeze air freshener because I'm sure it smells
     
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  5. DS1980

    DS1980 Sex Machine

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    I would rescue hostages.
     
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  6. N.E. Woman

    N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet

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    Oh great DS - way to make us all look shallow! ;)
     
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  7. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    Would you like to know what it actually smells like or would you like to keep that something you imagine in your head?
     
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  8. Pandorius999

    Pandorius999 Resident Alien

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    Baller .....did I scare the poor guy off?
    NEW....you missed a possibility ....sleeping on the edge and falling off. Gravity hurts.
     
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  9. 354797

    354797 Amateur

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    Right now I'd jerk off. That is difficult to do in a small apartment when the kids are visiting. After that, I'd drive around town for a while and really freak a bunch of people out.
     
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  10. N.E. Woman

    N.E. Woman More Spicy than Sweet

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    I'll just imagine the smell, but I still would like 1-3
     
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  11. SensualRobin

    SensualRobin Porn Star

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    I would cause havoc at my discretion... such as sneaking into big corporations and finding their dirty secrets to bring out in the open. Muahaha.
     
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  12. Rexxracerr

    Rexxracerr i'm just saying

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    I would haunt the hell out of the corrupt, vile bastards, that make peoples lifes miserable.
     
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  13. baller16

    baller16 Porn Star Suspended!

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    2 depends on the type of guys in there. I'll leave it at that though and let you fantasize about it all ;)
     
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  14. Pandorius999

    Pandorius999 Resident Alien

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    Aw this threads getting so serious. I thought it was the "grab Emma Watson's tits unseen" sorta thread. *sigh*
     
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  15. User Name

    User Name Porn Surfer

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    Yir maw
     
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  16. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    1) Rob a bank

    2) Spend some time in the ladies changing rooms

    3) Throw the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom

    4) Have a well deserved rest with the sexy elves

    :excited:
     
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  17. beninabox

    beninabox Porn Star

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    I don't think you'd have to be invisible for that.

    Try taking your clothes of and knocking on the door.;)

    Invisible? I'd probably sneak into the Superbowl. Way too expensive to go otherwise.
     
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  18. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    What to do that would be original and funny, there is fuck all left on the good list.

    Get into a boxing ring and hit the champ with a 2 x 4 just before the contender punches him. Explain that away as not taking a fucking dive.

    Sneak into the Tower and pinch The Star of India.

    Throw apples around the market.

    Steal a jet fighter.

    Drive a Ferrari with the top down like a lunatic up the M1 from London to Leeds.

    Ride a Ducatti Monster back down the M1 like a lunatic.

    Slap the Prime Minister with a wet haddock durimg PMQs

    Do the same to the leader of the opposition
     
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