What is the best way to disguise cum in a drink or food, so my wife will not know she is eating it.

 

Does she use cream in her coffee? just mix it in.

 

Cheese burger with mayo, fish sandwich, salad dressing, their is many ways!

 

It would be easy to mix into anything that has a lot of flavor. Sauces, soups, on top of meats, in pasta, inside a sandwich, with the salad dressing or stirred into milk or creamy foods.

But, wouldn't it be more fun to core a hole in a loaf of bread or a watermelon and fuck it? Or get it down into her toothbrush bristles? Or you could put it in a straw and hand her a drink with the straw sticking out so she gets to suck your cum out of a tube?

 

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Does it break down in coffee like cream does? Do you jack off just before or can you keep it for the right opportunity?

 

why do you even want to do this? just to be an asshole, or is it some fetish thing she likes?

 

I was thinking the same thing or maybe she doesn't swallow. If it is not a fetish for her to do then you could be violating a trust issue with her if she finds out.

 

yeah... what she said

 

Only once

I have only cum in her mouth once. I want her to taste it again so maybe she will let me do it again and again forever LOL

 

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Very odd question that makes you look like a jerk at the very least.

I can pretty much guarantee after you tell her what you've done...... She will never swallow again AND she might not put her mouth anywhere near your cock.

 

Maybe you should talk to her about your sexual needs instead of doing something she may not want or care to do.

 

I'm betting he's just being an asshole. Edit: Yep his next response confirmed it.

Don't get me wrong, I get how hot it is to have a woman that loves swallowing. I get how wanted, powerful, whatever it makes you feel. But if the lady doesn't want to swallow then she doesn't want to swallow. It's an added bonus if she gulps down my hot fresh load not a requirement.

And people wonder why there's such a high divorce rate, how about the complete and utter lack of love and respect for their spouses (and everyone else around them) being demonstrated here on a daily basis in the majority of these threads.

 

Thanks

I needed answers from the lady's side. I will have to come up with a new plan, like get her drunk, and let it rip at the right moment.

 

You are an idiot.

Let's walk through this.

You want to disquise the taste of your cum so that your wife will get used to the taste of your cum so she'll suck you more often.

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Fucking pants-on-head-retarded.

 

Here's a real simple fucking plan. Just talk to her about it and honor her decision.

 

Coming from a female that swallows... you're an asshole. That's just not how it works. When you're in a relationship, you do what works for BOTH of you. You don't act like a self centered asshole when you don't get what YOU want. If I met a guy that didn't want to eat me out (something very important to me), I'd either dump him, or simply accept that that's how he is. I wouldn't wait until he's sleeping and shove my pussy in his face. NO! That's just fucked up, and so are you.

 

Whooooooa

I have not done anything yet. Just looking for ideas. Soooo I will wait until the time is right, when she is super horny and ask her. Would that work for you?

 

holy fuck. this is a sex forum, not a permission to be deceitful and repulsive forum. what you're describing is conditioning, or grooming or something. it's fucking horrible. yuck i hate that i even read this.

 

Excuse me, you piece of shit douche? Is that fucking pic supposed to be FUNNY? Does it make you feel like a BIG MAN to use the special needs COMPLETELY UNNECESSARILY to insult somebody else?

You're the fucking man.

 

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except that apparently she doesn't like cum in her mouth but Einstein here thinks that if he disguises it in her food somehow magically she will build some immunity to the stuff like rat poison or something.

Is she finds out you have jerked off on her food she is likely to leave you and then you wont be get anything, so show a little respect for your girl. Far better to introduce her to the idea gradually and with consent rather than deceit. Try putting a little pre cum on your fingers and popping them into her mouth during foreplay or let her taste as little cum after you have ejaculated. But if she really isnt into it then I guess you are just going to have live with that