I'm trying to see your point but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

 

Cum dissolves in water, milk, tea or coffee or any water based liquids!

 

if yo bitch dont swallow kids that hoe is basic #2chainz

 

Lead by example. Show her that cum is not poisonous. Lick her out after you've got your rocks off, not once, but many times over a long time. Be a man.

Wife was the same way until I told her that's what I really (really!) wanted. I actually didn't care about swallowing, but I did want to orgasm behind her tight lips and while she's gently sucking on me. We're working on it. She spits now and I'm cool with that.

 

I can't be the only one who thought of this:

 

It seems like there are more douche bags on this thread then just the Author.

Daddy Dick, that post wasn't remotely legible. Did you ever pay attention in English class?

Ryan, very poor taste to bring people with special needs into this and compare them to the asses here.

To the people assisting and encouraging this lunacy.... Would you want to be in his wife's place?

Coatme, this is such an a amazingly BAD idea, I can't even believe you are considering it. Maybe she will repay you with sneaking rat poison in your coffee..... It dissolves too.

 

I'll have to remember not to drink any beverages near you if I piss you off.

In all seriousness though, don't do it. The nicer you are to her the "nicer" she'll most probably be to you too. Besides, would you really want someone else to fuck with your food/drink?

 

Great idea

Thanks NOTDESCRIPTIVE, that's a great idea, I will give that I try maybe she will kiss me after that. Who knows.

 

Coatme is just a perverted human being. I don't think he really thinks of his wife needs.

And honestly i'd like to think of his acts on this thread as a joke. Trolling anyone? Affirmitive.

 

Pants on head retarded has nothing to do with special needs individuals. It's an internet phrase that I first heard on Zero Punctuation from Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. It can be used to describe an idea, or the person having that idea, that takes a course of action that is the exact opposite of what is rational. Like putting one's pants on one's head, or disguising the taste of one's cum so that another can get used to it.

I apologize for any unintended hurt feelings or perceived attacks on those with special needs.

 

I'd start with a pair of glasses (that always worked for Clark Kent)
If that doesn't work maybe put a fake mustache on it.

 

That would be pretty hot tho. So take pics :excited:

 

You must be very sick!
How come police haven't arrested you yet?!?

 

lol this reminds me of a joke i once heard that goes something like this;

A man enters the lobby of a sperm bank all masked up and approaches the receptionist. He yells " YOU! COME WITH ME NOW!" whilst waving a (fake) gun at her. The receptionist, who is scared shit-less, does what the man asks of her. He takes her into the back room where all the samples are held and begins on grabbing several tubes of fresh specimens from the day.

The man gives the tubes to the receptionist and tells her "SWALLOW IT!" she compiles and swallows the first tube down whilst sobbing. The man proceeds to hand her a second tube and told her to swallow it or he'd kill her. She compiles and swallows the second tube. Finally the man hands her the third tube and she swallows it down without him tell her to do so.

The man removes his mask and says "see honey that wasn't so hard now was it?"

XD XD XD XD

 

not hiding....but my ex GF made ice cubes.....had sperm drinks....she said her ice cubes and mountin dew was the best....

 

lol dude thats pretty fucked up