1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Hornycountryboy

    Hornycountryboy Porn Star

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    Alright I Google that one and still don't know.

    "If things were easy to find, they wouldn't be worth finding."
     
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  2. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    Extremely loud and incredibly close.


    "Of course it's hard, if it was easy everyone would do it!"
     
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  3. Wraith666

    Wraith666 Porn Star

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    Not sure starsa. " A League of Their Own " ???

    " I must be a good lawyer. I take a nice little old man and prove to the world that he's Santa Claus. "
     
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  4. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    Correct sir
     
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  5. feisty.LG

    feisty.LG Sex Lover

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    Miracle on 34th street

    "I passed the test! I shall diminish and go into the West."
     
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  6. Cattabri

    Cattabri Zombie Assassin

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    Moon 44 HCB

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring


    "I know now that my wife has become host to a Kandarian demon. I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of... bodily dismemberment."
     
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  7. feisty.LG

    feisty.LG Sex Lover

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    The Evil Dead

    "Why me?"
    "Because you saw me when I was invisible."
     
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  8. feisty.LG

    feisty.LG Sex Lover

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    The Evil Dead

    "Why me?"
    "Because you saw me when I was invisible."
     
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  9. Wraith666

    Wraith666 Porn Star

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    The Princess Diaries and I did have to google that one feisty LOL

    Bridgid- I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know.
    Sam- You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.
     
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  10. Cattabri

    Cattabri Zombie Assassin

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    The Maltese Falcon


    [discovers Hostess truck filled with Sno-Balls] Sno-Balls? Sno-Balls? Sno Balls? Where's the fucking Twinkies?

    I love Sno-Balls.

    I hate coconut. Not the taste, consistency.

    [eats a Sno Ball] Fresh.

    Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet.
     
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  11. feisty.LG

    feisty.LG Sex Lover

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    Zombieland?

    "For you, a thousand times over."
     
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  12. 46DDrebelrose

    46DDrebelrose Sex Machine

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    The Kite Runner


    When You are a desperate person and a little old man that yes looks a little like yoda gives you a prophecy you follow it.
     
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  13. 46DDrebelrose

    46DDrebelrose Sex Machine

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    this isnt a direct quote but is pretty close
     
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  14. baddog66

    baddog66 Porn Surfer

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    Had to google it..

    Palm reader: You’ll live a long time, have many friends, many expenses. You will lose all your money, don’t worry you will get it all back again. And you will come back to Bali and then I will teach you everything I know.
    Elizabeth: When a guy, guess, looks a little like Yoda, hands you a prophecy you have to respond.

    Eat, Pray, Love

    "when you have to shoot, shoot don't talk"
     
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  15. feisty.LG

    feisty.LG Sex Lover

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    [YOUTUBE]DZXlhSgq7us[/YOUTUBE]

    "What were you doing when I called? Were you on facebook?"
    "You know...umm...stalking my ex-boyfriend actually isn't the only thing I do in my free time."
    "I wish you were my girlfriend."
    "Girlfriends can be nice. You just had a bad one."
    "I bet you'd be a good one."
     
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  16. Cattabri

    Cattabri Zombie Assassin

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    50/50




    "Dude, how are we gonna get out of this? We don't got any time!"
     
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  17. 46DDrebelrose

    46DDrebelrose Sex Machine

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    Dude, Wrong Car

    : They don't know shit, Barnes, and chances are we're gonna run into something. Think about it.
    : That's just great, Bob, and what do you want me to do? Send one of my guys out to get zapped so some lame-ass just in from the world can get his beauty sleep? No.
    : Hey, O'Neill, take a break. You don't have to be a prick every day of you life, you know.
     
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  18. 46DDrebelrose

    46DDrebelrose Sex Machine

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    Dude, Wrong Car

    : They don't know shit, Barnes, and chances are we're gonna run into something. Think about it.
    : That's just great, Bob, and what do you want me to do? Send one of my guys out to get zapped so some lame-ass just in from the world can get his beauty sleep? No.
    : Hey, O'Neill, take a break. You don't have to be a prick every day of you life, you know.
     
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  19. Cattabri

    Cattabri Zombie Assassin

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    wrong 46DDrebelrose it was bill and ted's bogus journey

    Platoon


    All you people are so scared of me. Most days I'd take that as a compliment. But it ain't me you gotta worry about now.
     
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  20. 46DDrebelrose

    46DDrebelrose Sex Machine

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    Pitch Black


    Evelyn Couch: I never get mad, Miss Threadgoode, never, the way I was raised, it was bad manners. Well I got mad, and it felt great. I felt like I could just beat the shit out of all those punks! Excuse my language. And then when I finish with those punks, I'll take on all the wife beaters like Frank Bennett, machine gun their genitals,
    [imitates machine gun]
    Evelyn Couch: eh-he-he-he-he-he!
    [laughs]
    Evelyn Couch: Towanda will go on a rampage, I'll slip tiny bombs into Penthouse and Playboys so they explode when you open them. I'll ban all fashion models who weigh under 130 pounds! And I'll give half the military budget to people over 65 and declare wrinkles sexually desirable.
     
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