YET ANOTHER AUSSIE..

18/M/ BRISVAGAS

 

Perth mate

 

I'm another Perth 19/Guy, and I'm SOR aswell

There's a few of us Perthys here

So who else?

 

Seraphiel were finally getting some ausies over here mate lol

 

Melbourne Here

Melbourne here

 

Near Brisbane Qld

 

18/m/darwin here. so whats doin people?

 

Melbourne 35 M, loving the porn!

 

Awesome, for such a small population were proving were a real bunch of sex addicts ha ha

 

fuckin oath!

 

From brisvegas QLD too, god i wonder if i know any of u other brisbanites, lol, wat a thought

 

Brissy

yeah there is probably a good chance im a lil north of brisvagas but?..



KEEP THE BRISANITES COMING!!... LOL

 

37/m
From Melbourne

 

Perth NOR

 

L got sent this in an email, we laughed our asses off:


[FONT=&quot]You know you're Australian if....

1. You know the meaning of the word 'girt'.

[/FONT] [FONT=&quot]2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

[FONT=&quot]3. You think it's normal to have a Prime Minister called Kevin.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]4. You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]5. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]6. You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]7. When you hear that an American 'roots for his team' you wonder how often and with whom.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]8. You understand that the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs' refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]9. You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]10. You pronounce Penrith as 'Pen-riff'.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]11. You believe the 'L' in the word 'Australia' is optional.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]12. You can translate: 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas.' [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]
[FONT=&quot]13. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]14. You call your best friend 'a total ba$tard' but someone youreally, truly despise is just 'a bit of a ba$tard'.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]15. You think 'Woolloomooloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]16. You're secretly proud of our killer wildlife.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]17. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]18. You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but 'Woy Woy' can't be called 'Woy'.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]19. You believe that cooked-down axle grease makes a good breakfast spread.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]20. You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]21. You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says 'cobber'. [/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=&quot]

22. You know that certain words must, by law, be shouted out during any rendition of the Angels' song Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again.

23. You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionery known as the Wagon Wheel has become smaller with every passing year.

24. You still don't get why the 'Labor' in 'Australian Labor Party' is not spelt with a 'u'.

25. You wear ugh boots outside the house.

26. You believe, as an article of faith, that every important discovery in the world was made by an Australian but then sold off to the Yanks for a pittance.

27. You believe that the more you shorten someone's name the more you like them.

28. Whatever your linguistic skills, you find yourself able to order takeaway fluently in every Asian language.

29. You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, while 'scuse me' is always polite.

30. You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.

31. You understand that 'you' has a plural and that it's 'youse'.

32. You know it's not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.

33. Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for beach cricket.

34. You shake your head in horror when companies try to market what they call 'Anzac cookies'.

35. You still think of Kylie as 'that girl off Neighbours'.

36. When returning home from overseas, you expect to be brutallystrip-searched by Customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.

37. You believe the phrase 'smart casual' refers to a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered.

38. You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.

39. When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.

40. You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second.

41. You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the government's new test for migrants.[/FONT]

 

another perthite

...perth...wa.... if you feel like chatting send a pm

 

Haha, damn straight!
Country Vic lady myself here

 

Brissy

 

Perth born and breed here.

 

im from brisbane. bi and looking