If I ruled the world first I'd have had all movie theatres sealed shut

 

If I ruled the world I'd rewrite the whole Jesus story and make him gay with a penchant for nice shoes and wearing pink, just think how much more loved up the world would be.

 

If I ruled the world all those in the armed forces would be paid more then any congressman/politician. And would also receive all benefits for life! Oh congress will get paid but lets just say they may have to take it down a notch.

 

if i ruled the world i'd make every adult read porn stories and fuck more regularly

 

A noble thought indeed.

IIRTW: I would change the English flag to this:



I'm sure the right wing types would love it!

PS - I would remove the Hello Kitty text of course, I mean we don't want to get silly do we?

 

IIRTW i'd make Yaz right a new national anthem and then fart it loud and proud

 

IIRTW I would commission BB to write a new opera based on the Carry On films that only contained communication via fart noises.

 

my first order;

free hugs for everybody.

second order;

joint commitee meeting on the field at twelve o clock.

thirde order;

before you court anybody you must provide them with a flower of their choosing.

fourth and last order;

the beautification of the world with graffiti.

 

I do love the flag yaz!

Right first order of business

National Cheesecake day (or dessert of your choosing day)

Create the largest waterpark known to man. With the longest lazy river EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also inner tubes will have cup holders. Oh and the park is adult only with option of nudity.

More cat/puppy cafes. where people can just come in and play/pet with the kitties and puppies. More importantly kitties have a place to live when shelters get too crowded ;____;

 

IIRTW: I would give Starsa the position of Queen of the Kitties and pay her in cheesecakes of her choosing. :rose:

 

Iirtw I would make England world champions at football again and beach volley ball would be wholly naked

 

Women would not wear trousers

 

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If I ruled the world, I'd want everyone not to worry so much. I'd help them enjoy their lives as much as possible.

 

If I ruled the world, everything would be mine and everyone would be my slave and I would force them to build many large monuments of me...

 

If I ruled the world I'd have the largest science museum ever built in the name of Dr Insano. (complete with giant robot statue) <--- 20,000 points if you know Dr. Insano who has a masters in SCIENCE!!!!!!

 

I would confiscate the wealth of the health insurance companies and use it for health care costs for people.

Then would insure that everyone had good free healthcare (free meaning taxes pay for it).

No more corporate insurance co jets, million dollar "conferences" in exotic places. Make them all go on unemployment.

OH YES I am pissed off at them!

 

Ban morris dancing. Seriously. It's horrific.

 

If I ruled the world I'd demand someone telling me what morris dancing is.

 

I'd make the patriarchy fuck itself... and remove Moffat from Sherlock and Doctor Who