try asking her to hand you something (napkin or magazine for example). make sure to say please and thank you and don't forget to smile.

 

Ummmm...... I do not have any pick up lines. Maybe thats why I am single...lol

 

well most of them will get your face slapped anyway...lol.

Like ... I have Porn and Viagra, want a fuck!
Doc.

 

Always found it works well to just say "Hi".....and then lick my eyebrows.

 

On that worked on me once (I was a bit tippsy at the time).

'Your as beautiful as a rose bud, may I stay and help you blossom'.

Yea, didnt sound that good the next morning to me either.....lmao

Nikki

 

A pickup line that's bound to get you slapped (although I laughed when the millions of guys tried it on me... that's the bad thing about mini skirts on me... too many horny guys with leg fetishes):

Nice legs, what time do they open?

 

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww....thats tacky

 

:lol:

 

i thought this was best pickup lines.

 

i love the way these threads go off on different tangents...

 

I dont use pick up lines very often but heres a few which are quite good.

Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."

 

I gotta remember that one.

 

yea i guess ill just have to cary a rose around when I go clubbin :roll:

 

what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?


My Zipper

 

yeah I'm sure that one worked :roll:

 

Your clothes are very becomming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be cumming too.

Hey, sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that pops up.

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.

I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now, they're out in the car.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you."

Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..) cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

So last night I had the same dream over and over - always the same thing, but in a different location every time. I kept dreaming that I was asking you out, but every time before you answered, I woke up, and I'm dying to know what your answer was.

One day there was a bird. This was a magical bird that sang all day. It had many jolly frolicking happy prancing friends that sang songs of joy and happiness. Whenever they flew by the flowers they became happy too. Then everything died. Now doesn't that just turn you on?

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

You look like my type: Nice hair, beautiful eyes, amazing body, but there is still just one problem: your clothing. (What's wrong with my clothing?) They're still on.

and one more

What's your name? That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of person to impede on another person's happiness but if the answer is "No," I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide? (What?) It's a very special quality, every other girl/boy in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them "thump." (What's thump?) You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them "thump," I can make you "thump." Have dinner with me.

Oh alright

If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

 

Mmmmmm. I also got this advice from a VERY good looking Italian hair dresser. He always charmed the pants off any woman he chose. I was also a hairdresser, but a very professional type. Still. I really wanted to know how I could score the kinds of amazing women this guy did, almost daily. So I took in some of his tips.

So Guys, beware.

Coffee with women is serious shit. When you switch to asking to have coffee and a talk with girls instead of hunting them in bars as I was used to doing. You are in imminent danger of marriage. Ignore my words at your peril. lol

 

Not my style but there is always the 'mud against the wall' approach, you know if you throw enough some is bown to stick. So the idea is you go to a big club that has hundreds of women. You only have about 10 seconds with each, remember its a percentage game.

Stage 1) You're lovely, fancy a fuck?

You never know she might and you scored. More likely you get your face slapped, got to stage 2.

Stage 2) I suppose a blow job is out of the question then?

You never know she might and you scored. More likely you get your face slapped again, got to next girl.

I have a mate who swears by it. Very rarely gets slapped, mostly just sneered at, bu he doesn't care if he is rejected 99% of the time, as long as there are 100 or more women in the club.

 

Here is one I tried.

"Hello gorgeous, I don't have long, my driver is waiting outside to take me to the airport, my jet is on standby to take me to Monte Carlo, the champagne is on ice in my penthouse. Please say you will come with me for a weekend of passion."

When she said yes, I said, "Sorry, don't have any of those things but I'll give you five bucks for a quick fuck in the alley."

Shocked she replied, "What kind of girl do you take me for."

"I thought we had established that, now we are just haggling over the price.":twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

That's great, and likely to end in the A&E ward!:-D