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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. Laras

    Laras Sex Lover

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    Your wish is granted but the rain comes along & swallows you away lol..

    Now I deffo want sun this time ok...lol...
     
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  2. 1234

    1234 Sex Lover Suspended!

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    Your wish is granted, 'cept your so close to the sun you skins boils for many hours until you pass out from pain!

    I wish that I had a puppy
     
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  3. Laras

    Laras Sex Lover

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    Your wish is granted you get a puppy but it's full of flees, the flees then start to nibble all the flesh off your puppy!!

    I wish I had a sexy hunk to massage all my body lol..
     
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  4. nikki93

    nikki93 Baller's Girl

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    you get your hunks but they are gay and want nothing to do with you

    i wish it was warmer than 70 degrees outside.
     
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  5. allwayshorny

    allwayshorny Porno Junky

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    you get your wish. global warming means that a solor flare heats up your area of the earth to 100000 degrees melting everything to a pool of goo

    but on the good side you got a great tan during it before turning to ash :D

    wish that i can win the lottery and have lots of money to share with my friends and family
     
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  6. Rockprincess

    Rockprincess Celestial Princess

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    You win the lottery, but your family and friends get very greedy!!! They steal your money, and you end up broke and alone!!! Sorry!!!

    I wish it wasn't raining today!!!
     
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  7. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    It stops raining,but now theres a drought! I wish My GF was here tonight.
     
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  8. slut4bro

    slut4bro Porn Surfer

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    your g/f cant make it so i come over and show you the time of your life, only your g/f bursts through the door carrying a shotgun.....

    i wish i had a new surfboard
     
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  9. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    You get a new surf board,but you get swept out to sea on it.I wish My Gf did not have a shotgun.
     
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  10. Jason_Mackinnon

    Jason_Mackinnon Sex Machine Suspended!

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    Your gf has no shotgun, but developes lasers in her eyes like cyclops from X-Men. And shoots you in the balls ... lol ... sorry mate.

    I wish I had wings.
     
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  11. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    Wish granted. You get wings. But you dont know how to control them and crash into trees, buildings, and strange men.

    I wish I could be with my lover right now.:(
     
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  12. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    Granted! You are with your lover,but you both are tied up and cannot even kiss.The person who tied you up is trying to decide which one of you he likes the most!......I wish I was more inspired to work tonight!
     
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  13. deadboy

    deadboy Porn Star

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    Wish granted. You become a robot that someone has programmed to worktill you drop.

    I wish I could draw better maps.
     
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  14. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    You have become a printer for a computer that draws maps Your maps are now perfect.

    I wish one of these girls I know would profess undying love for me and marry me.
     
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  15. Laras

    Laras Sex Lover

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    Your wish is granted..they fall in love with you & your in demand 24/7...you can't cope with it & end up jumping off a cliff...

    I wish my wine glass wouldn't empty too quickly ..lol..
     
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  16. dragonflyjames

    dragonflyjames THE PLAYER

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    Your wine glass does not empty at all,it refills its self! If you stop drinking,you will drown!....I wish I could get a massage today!
     
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  17. Andrea18

    Andrea18 1st Queen of the Island

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    Granted. you get a massage but no"happy ending"

    I wish I had pants that would jump out of my dresser,put themselves on me and drive me to work.
     
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  18. kiega302

    kiega302 Silvers Submissive

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    wish granted but on the way to work your car is hit by a semi and your car is knocked into a lake

    i wish i had more energy right now
     
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  19. Perv79

    Perv79 Decadent Deity

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    you are struck by lightning

    i wish for a pebble
     
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  20. kiega302

    kiega302 Silvers Submissive

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    well there's one way to do it

    you find a pebble but as you bend over to grab it a boulder falls from a cliff and severes the bottom half of your body and your bed ridden for the rest of your life

    i wish i had a new set of pick-ups for my guitar
     
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