Granted - you are exlied to the darket reaches of the universe where no light has ever pentrated


I wish i never had to work again...

 

Granted, but now you lose all motor skills, and have to lie in your own fecal matter untill you die.

I wish I could kill LL painlessly, but alas, this is the horrible wish game.

 

he he he...


bastard!


I wish Az had a sense of humour... :-E

 

Granted, you now die laughing at me...no wait, laughing with me, yes that's it. You now die laughing with me.


I wish I could use smcapphads' panties to parachute from a plane.

 

Denied - LL has ALL of SMC's panties held as hostages...


I wish I wasn't so fuckin' tired this evening/morning

 

Granted your so fucking tired for the next week though

I wish the picture i was working on would look half way decent

 

GRANTED! The Pic you are working on is so decent that all of the Gods of the many universes commission you to make all the pics for all enterity....You become so exhausted that you can no longer work and the Gods turn you into a pillar of salt.........I wish I had not of fired my dog walker.

 

Granted, instead you killed your dog walker.

I wish I had a good canine recipie .

 

Granted but you end up cooking Zephyrus the two headed guard dog of the gates of Hades, and you lose your job as scarey ghostie, get demoted to duster.

I wish I was more devious.

 

Granted.And.....yea i dunno. You get pooped on by a bird? Fuckin hell im tired

I wish my love was on!

 

Granted, but it was only me disguised as your love and you don't realize until it's too late.

I wish I had enough money to travel the world with.

 

Granted, on your first flight out, your plane is hijacked by circus clowns, and crashes in in a huge explosion killing everyone.

I wish human flesh weren't so damn salty.

 

Granted, instead it tastes like your favorite food and you gorge yourself to death.

I wish stupidity was more painful.

 

Granted, you are now writhing in the most pain you have ever felt.

I wish omni wouldn't cry so loud.

 

Granted, I suffer in silence now but instead you cry louder then I ever did.

I wish there were more dark humored people in the world.

 

Granted ... the world around you suddenly becomes very very dark and your soul is lost to AZ in eternity.

I wish for my sober 'drunken' dizziness would go away ... tooo much spinning not enough drinking

 

Granted, Your dizziness is gone and you are given the most excellent alcohol you have ever sampled, but the bottle becomes your prison and you lose yourself forever in its confinement.

I wish that everything the mind can conceive could be turned into reality.

 

Granted everything that resides in your mind is your reality ... the real deal is just beyond your reach outside the box.

I wish that reality wasn't so harsh

 

Granted, reality itself becomes kinder and more gentle, only now there is only warm and fuzzy melancholy smiles all around no matter where you look.

I wish people were more tranquil.

 

Granted tranquilty erupts within the people around you making your now world bland with all persons acting the same.

I wish my wild side was not so supressed.