Spare me the whole morals and "it'll end awkward" speech crap, but I want to fuck my roommate.
I live with two guys. I first met them actually when I first moved in. (I'm renting the room from our mutual friend. It was his room, but he moved out but is still signed to lease.) From the moment I saw N (We'll, use first letters here.) I thought he was strangely sexy. M is attractive, but his personality does NOTHING for me. Perhaps I'm attracted to N because he does remind me of myself, but in male form a bit.
But anyways, I want to fuck N. I'm not looking for a relationship or anything like that, just sex. We're totally chill with each other and we've openly talked about some rather personal things. I feel comfortable around N, but because of my history I'm not very good at confidence and boldly approaching people. So, guys, or ladies, what would be the best way to seduce my roommate without being blunt about it? What to wear (Keep in mind he's not my only roommate so I can't pull a "naked *wo*man" here.), how to act, things to say?
Also, if this at all matters.. he's like 34 and I'm 19.

 

Just tell him you're horny and want to fuck him, no strings attached. Just don't be surprised if he wants to fuck often after that. Make sure he knows u do not want a relationship.

 

Is the real issue keeping it all from M? If you've talked about "some rather personal things" with N, chemistry should take things where you want to go if he's at all interested. When M isn't there, you could be a little more flirtatious with N, and if he starts acting interested, plan together how to keep your activities from M or to let him know that you and N are "fuck buddies" and nothing more, and that he, M, loses out (no hard feelings and all that).

You could also let N know about your luscious albums here. Sit on the sofa with your laptop open to your profile, or to someone's cock pic, or something else that may give him the idea that you're horny.

Guys aren't that hard to seduce, and it's not difficult at all to make us think the whole thing is our idea. Male egos are fragile, after all. We like to think we've accomplished something.

Good luck.

 

After looking at your album, I am sure he'd like to fuck you. Start wearing a tee shirt, sans bra. try to catch him along and flash him. He'll get the idea.

 

If he wants a relationship I'd give it a shot. We're pretty damn cool with each other, but what I'm saying is that my intentions are not to gain a relationship. They are sexually driven. And like I said, I don't do so well being blunt in that way. I've had a bad past and it contributed to me having a rather negative image of myself so I NEVER think someone likes me unless they straight up tell me. I would be too terrified that he'd reject me and things would be awkward after that. I do have to live with him after all.

 

It's more that I feel like M is a bit more judgmental and would probably think me living here is a bad idea. You have to remember that I'm a 19 y/o girl and they are in their 30's. I'm sure they, especially M, were a little worried about that part. I don't want to fuel M's worries. N is completely lax. He doesn't even care as long as I pay my fair share of rent. I've not-so-subtly mentioned sexual things with him (My past porn addiction and my pent up sexual rage as well as the fact that I'm not wearing a bra while they are gone for the week for example), but since he's so chill I can't tell if he's just open and comfortable or if it sorta turns him on. The other day I was telling him how I was watching porn all day and he said he'd have to ice his balls from overuse. I'm not sure if he's telling me this because he's just so nonchalant about shit or if he's flirting. :wall:

 

You know if he's honestly that chill about it, you could just casually say sometime when you're both alone. "Man I need a good fuck." It's not directed at him so you don't need to feel awkward but at the same time...it gives him an invitation to respond.

 

Tell him jokingly that you could kiss them and make them better. If he says OK tell him to take them out. See what he does. He may ask if you're serious. Tell him there's only one way to find out.

 

We were chatting on FB. They are gone for the week. I don't think he would have said something like that if he were here right now. We've talked more in the few days they've been gone than we have with him actually here. But when he is here it seems like we still talk more than I do with M.

 

2 tits two guys!

organization is the key.
start as we mean to go on
so if you had begun as a slut, nudist would have been easy.
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could be more nude around the place after a shower, wearing a sweat-shirt, no knickers. smile a alot.

And you could send him a memo:
"I need a fuck buddy - you want the job?"

would be nice to include M
"hey guys I need a threesome"
avoids jealousy issues...

 

M won't be jealous. Plus, I don't want to fuck M. At all.
And I have the master bedroom so there's no excuse for why I left my room in nothing but a towel after a shower. If we shared a shower then yes, this is possible, but I have my own bathroom. (We figured it would be less weird if I didn't share with one of the guys so I got master bedroom.)

 

make up an excuse to come out of your room with nothing but a towel on half wet asking N if you could borrow some shampoo or something like that cause you forgot to buy more and then accidentally drop your towel so he gets a full view.

may be follow up with "do you want to shampoo me?" whilst butt naked in an innocent yet seductive voice

oh make sure it's just you and N home, M might get jealous.

also make sure N knows that this is no strings attached. Of course he will be asking for seconds and thirds if he thinks your just a fuck buddy. so be prepared for that, especially cause you live together, i would say keep the door locked when you are sleeping after you get what you want, just so that he knows that there are still borders >.>

 

Trust me, if he wanted to fuck 24/7 I would!! I don't want a one time fuck. I want to fuck him when ever I please. We were talking about how porn sites always have penis-enhancement ads up and he was telling me how he's like 7 inches and I told him that's the perfect size and he said that the female equivalent would be vagina-tighteners lol and I told him I need whatever the opposite was.

 

lol, the opposite would be a cock

but yeah, right now you 2 are in the mist of flirting, i think he's testing the waters. if he's not the kind of guy to make the first move you might have to be. if you are holding out on making the first move because you don't want to be viewed at fast then give him time or enough liquid courage to do so

by the sounds of it you like him, and this no strings attached business might get a little messy when one party develops feelings for the other.

 

That is a perfect conversation to turn things around. You could have mentioned you were feeling lonely. And/or you weren't getting enough action lately. It doesn't have to be true.
Flirt with him a lot. When you guys are talking, touch his arms or shoulders. Get close and personal. Walk around in your under wear and bra. Leave the bathroom or the door to your bedroom slightly open when your other room mates isn't there so he can have a peek at you

 

Oh, I did mention that to him. I was very hyper and he was like "Drugs? lol" and I was like "A combination of pent up sexual urges, loneliness, and boredom." I've been very sexual in our conversations. We've talked about porn, masturbation, how tight I am, how I think his dick size is the perfect size, ect. And we don't sit together often. I'm usually on the couch while he's at his computer desk. Plus, our apartment is a pretty good size so being that close to him is just a little odd. Though, the kitchen is pretty small so I could try touching him more in there.

 

Men are very very dumb at picking up sexual intentions with women sometimes so you'll need to direct the hints directly at him for him to get the hint. Remember he is in his 30's so I'm sure he has had his fair share of knock backs plus he has to live with you that's the only reason I think he would hold back but ill keep an eye and see how your going with it

 

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yeh.
so she should think Army and become an Drill Sargent.
(Not-think he is a mystic female psychic!)

so it is like
"oi you! I want you to fuck me!"
= communication skills, innit?

 

Getting past the touch barrier

Very nice thread.
I often try to help others get what they want. The direction I always see as best to get over getting past being able to innocently break the touch bearer. I do have to say I personally feel it is bad advice to try the naked approach like a nip slip of towel drop. They can seem to obvious and it can make the person uncomfortable. You could try having a heart to heart but you still have that the awkwardness of the touch barrier. So you could do both but I would suggest just going for making each other feel comfortable. It can be interpreted as innocent and you could very slightly push the barriers and feel him out. So I suggest asking him if he is good at massages. It's innocent but at the same time the mind can run wild with emagination. After he says he is Ok or good (hopefully). You can say would you be willing to give me a full body massage and you could give him one in return. Obviously do it when m is no where around. Go to your room get undressed and put a towel on. Have nothing on underneath. Come out with oil or lube and say Ok ready. Lay face down on the ground open the towel and cover your bum. Say it's Ok if I just cover with a towel. Let him express his thoughts and reassure him it's all good. Ask him to start on your neck and make very low tone moans when I it feels good this should slightly arouse him having a hot naked woman being all oiled up. If he doesn't take over make sure to keep giving direction and when you have the towel on your bum make sure that he can see your perfect pussy (Btw you have one of the nicest pussys I have ever seen). Let him work his way down your back and when he gets near your bum make sure he knows you welcome it by the tone of your moans. Try to look back at him so he can see the lust in your eyes. Once he starts working on your legs make sure when ever he gets to the inner regions that again you welcome it. Maybe even say omg that feels so good. Once he gets to your feet he will be able to see your pussy let him massage them for a few minuteses and ask him "are comfortable with all this because it feels so good. His ego should kick in and say ya. Say so if your comfortable would you be comfortable with giving me a bum message. After looking at your pussy he would be stupid not too. Any time he gets near the center let him know how good it feels. If you can see he is hard or you can see the lust in his eyes thrust your hips up to make him slip. If he doesn't go for it say Ok now my front. Flip around cover pussy and let your breasts be exposed. Say to him your Ok with stand seeing boobs right. He should be Ok. After he does you would sholders say you would really like it if he could massage the muscles under your breasts. He should be Ok. Let him message your front and make sure again he can see your pussy when he gets to your feet. Tell him your so comfortable and when he is rubbing your upper legs if he is Ok with it you would like to take off the towel so you can fully enjoy this. That should make him rock hard. He may at any time go for it just make sure when he is near there to thrust. If he does let him do it for only 5 minutes say wow that was amazing especially the part at the end. Say it's your turn honey. Hand him the towel and say I can turn around if you like or you can do what ever your comfortable with naked towel or underwea. Just keep in mind the lesser amount of clothes the more enjoyable wink wink. Make sure he faces down. Most men after 5 minutes of being massaged will be putty in your hands. I think you can take it from here if he hasn't allowed for you to expose your self more this is your last chance. No matter what he will be horney as fuck his underwear will be loaded with precum. Listen for his moan cues if you see him getting hard at any time grab it and say is this Ok I couldn't help my self I noticed it sticking up. Once it is in your hand everything that was telling him he shouldn't will be gone. Get him going then have a quick chat with him while your stroking it and let him know your expectations. This way before you both fuck he will know what the deal is.

Please let us know what happens. Hope this helped.

 

While this is pretty fucking hot...I don't know if he would agree to it at all. It would be uncomfortable to ask him for a massage. I mean... I am technically the teenage roommate he has to be careful with. If I ask for a massage I know his response will be something along the lines of, "I don't think that would be appropriate." and things will be awkward.