With the recent disappearance of posted images, it is time to renew the Hank's Penis Rating scale:
Guys would often post pictures of their dicks with the request that they be rated.
A scientific basis of rating has been developed, enabling any guy to rate his own dick on a scale 0 to 10 in a truly objective way.
Start with 10 points in all cases.
Deduct/add points according to the table below; for example,
• if the penis is incomplete (part removed by means of circumcision), deduct three points;
• if it is discolored (two-tone), deduct a further one point;
• if the glans is dull (keratinized, coarse appearance), deduct one point;
• if it is small (below average), i.e. measures less than 14.0 cm (5½ inches) when fully erect, deduct one point; however,
• if it is longer than average, i.e. longer than 16.5 cm (8½ inches) when fully erect, add one point.
• For a bent dick (not straight when erect), deduct a further one point. Etc.
Calculate the total by subtracting the total deductions from 10 to obtain the final score. It is indeed possible to have a rating of eleven (perfect, flawless dick longer than average), or even get a negative score (fail in all categories).
Use the XNXX Pecker Checker to measure the length and circumference of your erect penis before calculating. (Print ruler out on paper, cut out ruler, and use for measuring).
See examples below of typical ratings:

 

Awesome

 

such a flawed scale.

if i have a big cut cock, the ladies aint gonna complain about missing foreskin.
she gonna love the feeling of this big dick in her.
your scale is malarkey.

 

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You must be a prepuce amputee, no?
Read what the experts say: click here.

 

Totally agree with this rating scale ...

 

Speaking as an uncircumcised male of roughly average (6") proportions here...

Hank I don't know if your hatred of circumcised penises stems from molestation from your rabbi at a young age or if you were given access to wikipedia before you were ready for it and allowed it to fill your head with useless crap, but after months upon months of seeing your pointless comments I'd like to ask a few questions if I may.

a) Are you equally intolerant racially, so can we expect that being black will also get you a negative score? Or perhaps you limit your mindless hatred to specific forms of diversity.

b) do you not realise that your scale is entirely subject your own personal opinion and hence fully useless? Many women prefer guys with hair since it reminds them they're with a man and not a ten year old boy - and frankly perfectly straight cocks don't feel as good.

c) Did you not miss off the -50 points for a cock belonging to an arrogant and thoroughly dislikeable twat named Hank? Because let's face it - no girl is going to want to touch that no matter how 'perfect' your scale thinks it is once she sees what it is attached to.

 

lets see mine is cut 5 inches at best and bends to the left so i am a 0 by your scale

 

I do not hate circumcised penises, nor prepuce amputees, since 99% of them are the victims of circumcisionist zealots who make a living out of cutting off a healthy part of the bodies of baby boys, without the latter having any say in the matter, and without any good reason. All stemming from primitive tribal customs. Therefore, I have compassion for these victims of the actions of other people.
To be pitied are the parents (of baby boys) who have been brainwashed by the high priest of circumcision in the USA, dr John Harvey Kellogg, who promoted circumcision as a "cure" for masturbation, and allow their baby boys to have their penises mutilated.
For your information: I have never met a rabbi.
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I find racism despicable. Full stop. Don't be ridiculous. A good looking cock is a good looking cock, just as a good looking pussy is a good looking pussy. Race has nothing to do with it.
Have enjoyed sex with white, black and asian girls.
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Straight cocks don't feel as good? Explain; do you speak of experience? Or do you mean that the cocks of straight guys don't feel so good?" :excited: Your own preferences are clear.
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The number of girls (from all over the world) who touched it, and in fact enjoyed it, speak for themselves. Been in a committed relationship with a female for many years.
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lmao, I believe this is the opposite of scientific.

What the hell is prepuce btw?