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  1. Les Dudis

    Les Dudis Newcumer

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    I went to a seminar on bulimia today. When I got there, the room was heaving! :eek:
     
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  2. Les Dudis

    Les Dudis Newcumer

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    Oh, and on the way home I followed a magic tractor. I could tell it was magic,when it turned into a field.
     
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  3. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    A beautiful woman walks into a bar, see she's a wee lad standing on the back of a decrepit donkey, while spouting hateful things about her, she shoots his sorry ass.
     
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  4. RickO'Shay

    RickO'Shay A kindly older Gent

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    I guess you had to be there.:excited:
     
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  5. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Gotta do a re-write, I musta had a couple of dinks when I wrote that.%-)


    A beautiful female hunter walks into a pub, she sees a wee man who is spouting hateful things about her, while he is standing on the back of a decrepit donkey, feeling sorry for him, she shot his sorry ass.
     
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  6. Englishscatlover

    Englishscatlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    A couple of dinks?? I think you polished off the whole bottle lol
     
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  7. Wee Hector

    Wee Hector Porn Star

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    It reminds me of the story of the Irishman (who else) who goes into a bar and asks for 6 whiskies. Then 5, 4 and so on. When he gets down to 1 he tries to stand up but falls over.

    "Fuck'n 'mazing. The less I drink, the more pissed I get."
     
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  8. osakisbl

    osakisbl old codger

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    ok ok

    An Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and the scot shouts "drinks for the house" The next morning an Irish ventriloquist is found dead.

    The beginning of many a good joke. "A Irishman walks into a bar."

    A man walks into a bar and says in a loud voice "who owned the brute of a dog tied up out front". A fellow says "he's mine why" The man says "sorry to tell ya, but my Chihuahua just killed him" "How in bloody hell could a Chihuahua kill my brute"? "Oh, he got stuck in your dogs throat.

    The difference between an Irish wedding and a wake, One less drunk.

    A fellow walks into a bar and says he will pay 1000 dollars to any man that can drink 10 pints with out passing out. Jimmy o'Shay says he can but the fellow has to wait a little while and leaves the bar. A little while later Jimmy returns and downs the ten pints and collects his money.
    The man asked Jimmy where he went. Jimmy says I had to go to another pub and make sure I could it first.
     
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