1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

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  1. two_swords

    two_swords Lord Of The Swords

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    A box a condoms and a blow up doll.
     
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  2. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    A box of condoms and a child's coloring book
     
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  3. two_swords

    two_swords Lord Of The Swords

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    A box of condoms and a child.:eek: That might lead to some accusations.
     
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  4. Dexer01

    Dexer01 Porn Surfer

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    a box of condoms and a condolence card.
     
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  5. Snoochies

    Snoochies Porn Star

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    A box of condoms and a cucumber
     
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  6. Thandrend

    Thandrend Hammer of the Gods

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    A box of condoms and energy pills.
     
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  7. Snoochies

    Snoochies Porn Star

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    Ok, so another anecdote. My BF and I were bored one day and wandering around walmart (evil evil evil). So we picked up a 3 pack of Magnums and when we went through the checkout we asked the girl why they don't make bigger condoms (claiming that he has to put magnums on at the last minute or they cut off his circulation and cause serious pain).

    My BF is totally NOT a magnum man (not that he's teeny) but it was fun to see her expression. (and that no so subtle look at his package.)
     
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  8. kiega302

    kiega302 Silvers Submissive

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    a box of condoms and a coloring book
     
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  9. freightrain88

    freightrain88 Porno Junky

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    a box of condoms and a chain saw


    -or-


    A box of condoms and scissors
     
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  10. Anonymous Master

    Anonymous Master 18-0

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    i know its been said

    but a box of condoms and a child, then after the condoms are paid for, you GIVE them to the child
     
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  11. Seraphiel

    Seraphiel Porn Star

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    a box of condoms and while your buying them ask the person selling them (oif opposite sex or the same if you that way inclined) when they finish and what their phone number is
     
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  12. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    A box of condoms and a clown costume
     
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  13. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    A box of condoms and that inflatable duck ......please. :eek:
     
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  14. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    a box of condoms and the following:

    14 boxes of lime Jell-O
    a package of latex gloves
    duct tape
    a plastic spatula
    a peppermill (the twisty kind, not the grinder kind)
    a copy of "Do-It Yourselfer" magazine

    :p
     
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  15. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    :eek: um.....RP.....
     
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  16. freightrain88

    freightrain88 Porno Junky

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    Ok..... I don't want to know.... but i do at the same time..... AHHHHHH!
     
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  17. freightrain88

    freightrain88 Porno Junky

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    A box of condoms and live lobsters
     
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  18. two_swords

    two_swords Lord Of The Swords

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    A box of condoms and a sign from a pro life rally.
     
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  19. CasaDan

    CasaDan Porn Star

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    A box of condoms and a pack of hotdogs
     
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  20. scotchncoke

    scotchncoke Porn Star

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    A box of condoms and a light bulb.
     
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