I'm curious ladies. If you don't have the money to go to the local sex shop, what could you/have you used around the house to help you hit that big Oooooooooh Just curious what all works! This should be fun use your imagination.

 

household dildo?

A water filled condom frozen in the shape of a dildo, sliding in and out of you while i suck on your clir.

 

The handle of the hair brush is always a favourite but I like the idea of bananas. I've even created some dildos on the lathe b4 and coat them with lacquer so there nice and smooth. Do you think that those clown balloons would work.

 

Cucumbers

 

surely a corn cob with its roughish edges would hit the spot

 

The handle of a plunger.

 

Chair leg, carrot, ice pops, hairbrush, rolling pin, bottle, banana,

 

A Ping pong paddle

 

My girl uses a cucumber.

 

A co-worker at my old job did a pretty smart thing for a DIY dildo, she was the same didn't want to spend money well too much on a toy so she made one

she went and got some molding clay from like a art store, bought a few decent sized cucumbers to make various molds of, melted some old candles down wax and poured it into the molds, waited till they cooled & cracked the molds and bam a homemade dildo that can be used over and over. she grabbed a bunch of condoms from the clinic and she was ready to go

 

You can order one on amazon.com or pretty much any sex site for less than $20... and that includes vibrators.
So, money shouldn't be that much of an issue.

That being said, I've used just about anything and everything that's phallus shaped, because.. well. I just like seeing what'll fit for the naughtiness factor.
Hair brush handles, bottles of beer, baseball bats, chair legs, shampoo bottles, ice frozen in a condom, candles, carrots, cucumbers, trailer hitch, etc.

 

I used a candle once! They often have a nice shape and if you're feeling really kinky(which I am more often than not lol) you can light the candle as you use it so that occasionally wax might drip down. Hurts like eight bitches in a bitch boat if too much wax comes down so be careful, but feels amazing if it's just a tiny drop teasing.

 

in uk can get the smoked sausages shaped like cock , used them on a lass before

 

Candy bars? Hairbrush? Toothpaste? Old rolled up newspapers?

 

Hmmmm.....

Twinkie? Can of hairspray? a shoe? Discarded chicken bones?

 

best alternative

Large courgette ( Zuccini in US ) , one about 7-8 ins is ideal, very satisfying as it is fairly thick at that length. Smooth off the end and if you want, put a condom on it and lots of lube and away you go. Great for fucking asses as well ....( MALE AND FEMALE )

 

Bag of cheese? Butter stick? D batteries? Cowboy boot?

 

Working end of a toilet brush.

 

Juggling clubs (plural!).

 

???

Christmas ornaments? Tire iron? Balled up tube socks? Roll of nickels?