I'll try to convince her to take one or two for the team, err, science club

 

It is for the greater good, kind sir!

 

Another one I always love to hear is I could never have sex with you. which translates to after a couple of drinks I'm having sex with you

 

OMG!,..my husband's never done that to me!

 

My lover once started to eat me and said mmmm where do I start. Like it was a buffet full of his favorite fruit. That he was about to devour....and that he did!!! But something about how he said it. While taking in a deep breath of my scent drove me wild. I'll never forget it.

 

An ex of mine had GORGEOUS tasting cum, and plenty of it. Our first sex was me giving him a blowjob in a local park, and as I drove away I wound the window down to tell him how tasty his cum was. His face was a picture!:excited:

As for me... I once had an intense 8 hour session, at the end of which my partner smacked me on the arse and uttered the immortal line "that'll do pig, that'll do". Fortunately I saw the funny side.

 

Hey!... I resemble that remark!

 

"youre bigger than my boyfriend and you're not even hard"

 

I'm totally stealing that one!

 

Not tonight dear. I want to stay fresh for my gynecologist appointment tomorrow. You also going to the dentist?

 

Some good looking, younger guy, had the balls to ask my (Much younger) girlfriend, right in front of me. "What are you doing with him?"
I wanted to hit him, until I heard her say. "He makes me scream every time! I doubt you would even get me breathing hard."
The guy walked away with his tail between his legs, and I felt like a million bucks.

 

'WHY DID YOU STOP?"

My mistress Diane (Dee) and I were having great adventurous sex when we decided on anal face down on the bed and some men will curse me for what happened next? I slip in her butt nicely with a big fat ass to bounce off she says, "Harder" we've already had rough sex so sure and I plow away! To the most ear piercing scream of pain in her ass for protocol I stop and say, "Are you O.K.?" and start slow again until we reach ramming speed again this time I've lost my hard on and can slip right out when I excuse myself and wash up. I come down and we have tremendous sex till the last thing she said to me while we were wiping up and gaining composure "Why did you stop?"

Most of my sex I've been offered through sheer gallantry, a gentle man's approach and cannot "hurt" women even in the pursuit of her pleasure unless we're talking as in S&M or B&D games otherwise; If you gag I can no longer enjoy oral, if your pussy is sore after we fuck it's expected, but during I "can't" hurt you or your ass is a searing pain. Misogyny and Feminism aside you lift your hands to me like a man (even if your a woman) I'll defend myself if I feel threatened (hasn't been my reality too much)

 

My favorite which my wife used on me: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

It's nice when a woman appreciates your selection of footwear.

 

Some random guy to pick me up at the grocery store (I had a big bottle of lube in my basket) using the line "I bet you love getting anal, and you're in luck because I love giving it." Then he stuck out his tongue and gave me two thumbs up.
I just about died laughing.

 

Guess this a good time for a first post.
She said "Damn! I think you hit my ovaries!"

 

When i was 18 i was banging this chubby girl i met on yahoo chat. And whenever she wanted me to eat her pussy she'd say "lick me where i bleed" right in the middle of sex.... ugh i hated that

 

"So you always cum that much?"
"slap my face after I cum"
or my personal favorite: "cum on my thong so I can feel your cum on my pussy all day"

 

Oh gosh he's given me too many to choose from. But I think I'll have to go with the three warring in my mind right now for top spots from my last visit...

"Bend over."

"Why are you still wearing that?"

"Hi Baby."

He knows the context... or he'll ask when he stalks me again.