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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. sexytoy

    sexytoy Porn Star

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    WYFTM is no matter what.....I can't be on xnxx as much as you
     
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  2. Jsantos

    Jsantos Porn Surfer

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    WYFTM is that you cant because you spend all your available time being someone's pet

    I drove a long way today.
     
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  3. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is you were wanking it and couldn't stop driving until you came.

    I'm thankful that Christmas is almost over.
     
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  4. shadowfap

    shadowfap Fap Happy Jester

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    WYFTM is that those Christmas lights have been stolen.

    I tried to finish reading a book today.
     
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  5. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is the police didn't like you sneaking a book into the drunk tank.

    I love white chocolate.
     
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  6. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is that white chocolate does not love you. :(

    I tried running a mile today.
     
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  7. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYTFM is that you epically failed by giving up after about 200 steps.

    I left my sunglasses in the kitchen cabinet.
     
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  8. Jsantos

    Jsantos Porn Surfer

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    WYFTM is that you need them to cover your lazy eye that kinda just does its own thing

    I was about to go to sleep
     
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  9. ipscout

    ipscout bug24

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    What you failed to mention is that is that you are asleep. You're dreaming.

    I'm really not good with details, so I often forget to mention things.
     
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  10. Norton X

    Norton X Oddball

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    What you failed to mention is that you have a special kind of Alzheimer's disease. :(

    I got hit in the head by a can of spaghetti today.
     
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  11. diggerDave

    diggerDave Porn Star

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    WYFTM was that the can of spaghetti was a mascot robbing a bank with a fruit and vege gang

    the sun finally came out today
     
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  12. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is that it came out of the closet and is flaming more than ever ;)

    I found out that I forgot to put on deodorant before going to the gym :p
     
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  13. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYTFM is how every guy there chased you into the shower once your workout was done.

    I want to post G-rated photos of me on this site.
     
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  14. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is that G stands for GodDamn! ;)

    I want to share an ice cream cone with Michelle Obama
     
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  15. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is you're terrified of strong women

    I have a naughty dream about watching two members of this site.
     
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  16. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM is that one of them is me ;)

    I have been working diligently on killing off Putin
     
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  17. diggerDave

    diggerDave Porn Star

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    WYFTM is that it is part of a movie script for sony :)

    i fried eggs for breakfast
     
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  18. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    Your answer had my dying lolol

    WYFTM is that the eggs were hard boiled before you fried them :p

    I am also working on a script for paramount where Kim Jong Un takes over the world only to thwarted by Sony pictures
     
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  19. Carpe_Noctem

    Carpe_Noctem Sex Machine

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    WYFTM is Paramount rejected your script because once you revealed he was gay, they feared for their security.

    I just swallowed a huge wad of cum.
     
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  20. HylianAlchemist

    HylianAlchemist Hyrule's Alchemic Philosopher

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    WYFTM was it was mine ;)

    I just came a huge load into someone's mouth :p
     
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