3 different continents, 17 countries, & 23 different states.

A transatlantic flight from Cincinatti to Frankfurt
The German high speed train from Frankfurt to Munich
During a mortar attack in Afghanistan
A national Forrest
A corn field

I'm probably forgetting some but those are the ones I remember right now.

 

I guess the first for me would obviously be at home. lol

Other than that, in the bathroom at work on at least once a day.
The park while walking down the path.
In a theater.
Mall bathroom.
And so on.

Favorite place though, is there's a small bunch of trees near where I live, with a small secluded clearing. I love masturbating there. The open air on my balls is really stimulating. It's not really out in the opening, but has a small chance of getting caught, which is exciting. Only got caught once, but ended up getting a blow job out of it. lol

 

I know if I caught a guy jacking off outside I'd blow him!

 

First time fingering Pussy was on a church bus on the way home from a mission trip

 

Right now on a friends couch. Her and my girlfriend are still sleeping.

 

I've jerked off every where in public love sitting in the woods n stroking my dick I was at a college party n jerked off n cummed in some girls drink

 

School, work, class, pool, theater, shower, bathroom, balcony, Elevator, car, woods, at a gazebo while waiting for a friend. Lots of places with the proper motivation. A lot of those came from females telling me to do it while I was on the phone with them, they'd join in from wherever they were and it was awesome.

 

Strangest place I ever got jacked off....

I have jacked myself off in just about every place one could imagine. But I find it much more interesting to relate strange places where somebody else jacked me off.

One was while sitting with my wife's best friend in Trader Vic's Restaurant in Washington D.C. My wife was out of town and she was actually who suggested I take her friend to dinner. We normally went to Trader Vic's every Sunday evening and my wife didn't want me to go alone. We had one rum cup too many and I got my cock out and she jacked me off under the table.

Then a girl friend and I were walking down the main street of San Jose del Cabo down at the tip of Baja. It was about 1 am and we had had a few margaritas. There was no one walking on the street but us and only a very few cars going by. She got my cock out and jacked me off.

This hardly counts but a stripper jacked me off under a table at the notorious 2 O'Clock Club in Baltimore.

A girl friend jacked me off while standing on my third floor condo balcony. I spurted over the railing and my cum landed on the patio table of the people living on the ground floor. This was in broad daylight.

A buddy and his wife fixed me up with a blind date (airline stewardess) on a visit to L.A. For some crazy reason we went to a strip club and my date got super turned on looking at all those bare pussies. On the ride back to my motel she jacked me off in the backseat. I spurted all over my pants. The other couple had to know what was going on but never said anything.

I was at a Halloween party with my wife at a friend's house. While my wife was in the kitchen helping the host prepare some food I pulled a gal off the dance floor and into the hallway coat closet where she pumped me dry. I never even got her name.

I went to the drag races one night by myself. I was taking photos of some of the races for a local weekly drag racing paper. I met a gal there who kept bugging me to take her picture. She wanted her photo in the paper. I was driving a van that had a ice chest full of beer. I told her to come with me to the van and we would drink a beer. Once inside the back of the van she said she would jack me off if I would take her photo. So I said ok and she did jack me off. She actually sucked my cock but when I was close to cumming she finished me off by hand. I did get her photo in the paper but I never saw her again.

 

yeah

my most exotic jackoff was standing up in a Bradley Fighting Vehicle turret on route Pluto in Baghdad Iraq, about august 2007. We were short on crew and just had to move our vehicles back to Taji so I was in the turret alone with no dismounts in the back. I proceeded to stand up to about elbow level facing to the rear and jack off with about 200 Iraqis watching from their cars. They couldn't have known what I was doing since i looked completely normal from the elbow up but still pulled if off.

I also did it in the bathroom at the Alamo one time just for laughs.

One place I want to jack off? Of all the places in the world if I could pick one place to jerk it and cum it would have to be in Obama's wife's mouth mostly because I am an asshole.

 

This weekend I went camping with my kid and other families. I just had to blow a load of nut juice, especially after looking at all the women in the group. So i went out on the canoe by myself. Got it in an area where you couldn't see anyone. Lay back and pulled down my pants and had a good time. Sometimes a man just has to get it out!

 

Lets see...

I never used to, used to only masturbate in the bathroom, but then I experimented with a lot of different places.

Tried outdoor, albeit it was out behind a shed in my yard, which is far outside of town. Then I tried in the bathroom at work, which seems to be the most arousing spot yet(helps when I think about the fact that if I forgot to lock the door someone might come in and see me).

 

I was once asked to go to my uncle's house about a year and a half ago to help with some yard work, and it was only the two of us at his house that day. Eventually, he had to go out for about two or I hours, leaving me alone in their nice big house. I took advantage of this and went straight to my cousin's room because she has a great set of tits. I decided to take a pair of her panties and a bra, and take care of business in ther bathroom, leading to one of the best loads I've ever had.

A similar thing happened at a friend's house once whee I found his sister's bra and took it to the bathroom without him knowing, with the only difference being that she walked in on me and finished me off without ever telling him, instead of me doing it by myself.

Other than these two stories I'm pretty simple, I just do it in people's bathrooms on occasion, and I did it once or twice at school

 

Self service proud but that is all!!!

I remember reading hustler magazine and see a exercise to see if you could suck your own cock! One afternoon when I was 16 and limber hop up on the kitchen counter and followed Larry to the T! Yeah I was able to put my mouth around the head and then some! Well I must confess when I touched my mouth to my cock and realizing the delay of you are sucking your own cock on the kitchen counter at dads house and ruining the future for me and a good skulduggery . Please ladies feel my anguish and get a little laughter about my first blowjob.
Feel free to send all your help my way!!! Lmao
Irishmankind

 

Him:
jacked off at work, school, a bar bathroom, and at church.
Been sucked at church in an empty room, public parks, work etc.

Her:
Been Fingered at work, bars, concerts, restaurants, walking through stores, parks, the pool... Etc.

 

Not long ago in church with my legs crossed. No hand orgasms are the bestest. Giggles

 

Restroom at work on a slow day. Also in a parking lot at a hotel between cars late at night hahaha long story!

 

Driving down a quiet highway middle of the night, get horny, pull onto shoulder, stop, get out and jack off right there.
And always masturbate in the great outdoors.

 

The more unusual places I have masturbated:
In an empty classroom.
In a judge's chamber.
In a park.
Nude, in public, on a bench.
When I lived in Montreal, I was really bad. First day my sister and I were there, we were in a hotel room. The couple in the room next to us were fucking non-stop. I got so excited hearing them that I whacked off to it after she went to sleep. They woke up at like two in the morning for round two and I woke up to go again as well. No thoughts of my sister, I don't like incest.
I really wanted to fuck my landlady as well. I broke into her room every once in a while and jerked it in her used panties, and using her sex toys (with condoms). She removed the doorknob, but I still go in by removing mine.
One time I had to wash the floors and while everyone was out, I did it nude with a big vibrating dildo up my ass. I used a Fleshlight in her room and on the sofa in the front room, just to look at myself in the mirror. There was always a part of me hoping to get caught, but I never did.

 

So...i definitely just got off at a friends house in the bathroom with the water running.. everyone was talking and hanging out, then i received some texts that sent me over the edge. It had to be done.. Slipped in the bathroom real quck, didnt make a mess, cleaned up and went back out to the group. She still had me throbbing for a hour and a half afterword!