Jacking off I mean.I had a sister in law who was very hot,I even remember spunking off into her high heeled shoe once. I knew where she kept her sweaty,rancid odiferous stockings waiting for wash day.I found a pair that were so stinky they could stand up by themselves But the REAL bonus for me was that they had double reinforced toes to hold the stink in even better So I ended up up jacking off in them all night.
I didn't wash them for a week of orgasmic bliss.Finally I just mindlessly tossed them under a cushion and my mother apparently could smell a room smelling partly of female funk and male spunk and she called me out on it,she held the soiled stocking right in front of me and said:"You did this" then followed with all the usual Roman Catholic BS of what a SINNER I was.I had just torched up a couple bowls before I came home,man what a way to bring me down

 

very excited and home alone I started to masturbate. with legs wide apart, caressing my clit and a toy deep in my vagina, with eyes slightly open I see my children as standing in my chamber door and watching me.

 

How would you it affected you say,did it turn you on or embarrass you more? I was in Bucharesti a couple of times in 2002/2003

 

I was embarrassed and suddenly I lost all excitement. how you liked romania? pity we did not known each other then

 

Personally I loved it,it was a it strange though(back then at least) it was you had abject poverty and some pretty well off people.I remember i started drinking with these "gypsies" my judgemental companion called them and they wanted me to go to the park but she wouldn't let me go because (she said) they wanted to slit my throat on the off chance I had any money lol!

 

Mom in law knocked on the door and came right in. Porn on the tv beating myself like I hated my cock.

 

good one!

 

I was like early twenties at a bachelor party. And we had a few hot strippers , and about, 30 of some of my closest buddies. And someone paid twenty bucks to throw me out in the middle of the living room for her to do her routine. So she grabs her can of whip creamm and puts some on both nipples and im sucking her titties clean. And she had some big ass nice fake tits. So now she proceeds to pull my jeans n boxers down to my ankles. And im sooo wired from the meth everyone was passing around that I couldn't get my dickk hard. And I dont know if u know one of the side affects of to much meth and to add being put on the spot, your dick just fucking shrinks to shrimpy size.. ohh everyone was laughing
For what seemed for ever.. FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I DIDN'T WANT MY DICK SUCKED BY A HOT ASS CHICK..... HOWS THAT FOR MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS.......

 

Lol never got caught by my parents, but a cpl of girlfriends but thats not like getting caught by ur moms....

 

Not jacking off story but nevermind.

When I was 18 my girlfriend and I were enjoying some mutual oral sex in the classic 69 position. She as enthusiatic at fellatio as I was a cunninglinguist. We were lost in it when I heard my bedroom door open and my gf took her mouth off my cock. I could not see anything because my gf was on top and her pretty bum was all I could see but I heard my mum's shocked voice say "Sorry!!" and the door closed.

When we finally made our way downstairs my mum was making ham sandwiches. It was the biggest stack of sandwiches I had ever seen. I think she started making them and just did not stop and we were famished anyway after our......err workout!

Thinskin

 

I was caught toying by my guy not long ago. I had been chatting and didn't hear him come in. Needless to say the chat ened abruptly and I got a very hard spanking followed by some very satisfying sex.

Giggles. I may have get caught again soon...

 

Hasn't happened yet, but with the camera mounted right in my computer screen, who knows when or what...

 

My sister and I got caught having sex by our grandmother.

 

I got caught blowing a guy

 

Me and my sister were caught by our sister in law

 

My dad busted me and this guy I was seeing at the time. I was giving him a blowjob and he was fingering both my pussy and ass. I was on full display too. It was bad. Thankfully my dad was sex positive and encouraging about me having a healthy and enjoyable sex life. But still pretty humiliating. I was really going to town too. My poor dad...lol

 

You know they are good with knives? Its supposed to be Romanian fav weapon.

 

I once had a fling with a girl who worked at a sunglasses kiosk at the mall, we went in one of the remote bathrooms and were fucking in the handicapped stall in the ladies room. At some point someone came in and we didn't notice til they were washing their hands. Right before the lady left she said "You two need the lord, I hope your at least using protection".