The fake "real scene". Uniform fetish video when they are outdoors in uniform, but by the end of it, they are completely naked. The whole point is they are fucking in uniform, not getting naked in public!

 

Here are my two.

SPITTING & FAKE " GRANNIES ".

Makes me too ANGRY

 

All those stupid face expressions and overacted 'honestly this orgasm is real' thing that goes on.

 

I'd have to say fake acting as well, and when you watch a porno and still see a majority of clothes on her! I can understand leggings and shoes. But what good does it do watching a porno if her torso is still covered up? Just looks like they are dry humping!

 

It is a dish to be savoured and not rushed!

First her scent.....let it arouse me and stimulate me! Then her lips but only her lips.......let the flower open. Feel her cream up and completely ignore the man in the boat until she screams for it. Then tease the man in the boat......introduce yourself but nothing more. Listen to her, tease her and leave your cock alone (that will only spoil it!). When she is ready to cum she will let you know!

When the cunning linguist is finished then penetrate her slowly because, as I am sure our resident expert Milo will confirm, pussy is tighter after all that attention!

My thoughts anyway!

thinskin

 

When it says amateur and it is not

 

I get annoyed (and quite turned off) when I see men doing porn wearing socks. Ugh!

 

Lol

 

Why so? Just curious.

 

Mmmmm yes just like that. Maybe we should make a porn to show just how real oral sex is suppose to be performed.

 

Every now and then I get bored enough to want to see ethnic porn..like Asians women and men going at it...Only to hear the women's scrreechy voices as they "moan" like little underage girls! - THAT is annoying on SO many levels!

For one, I'm interested in seeing grown women having sex not children.

And 2) Don't they realize the sound of fingernails on a chaulkboard is not sexy?

 

Those are FUNNY! LOL. I like to watch those now and again. They have the man with a fake cock, or some tube under his real one, and shoot out quarts of some type of whitish, creamy substance that completely covers the women. They get drenched in the stuff. Its not sexy or arousing to me because it is so obviously fake, but I find them funny.

 

Because IMO, sex is best when everybody's naked. Socks just ruin it for me.

 

Fair enough. I was kind of expecting a weird but understanding reason but your reason is both understanding and logical. But since sex to you is everybody being naked, does it turn you off with porn that the woman kept her bra on or clothed sex, whereas the people that are having sex are clothes and have their clothes ripped but still wearable?

 

No, I don't mind any of that. It's just guys fucking in socks (any style or color) that saps my interest.

 

Does it saps your interest enough that if you were to have a sex with a man, you would want him to take everything off, even socks?

 

I would insist on that, yes.

 

One thing that has always bothered me in porn is when either party, male or female, won't stop talking. I completely appreciate some dirty talk peppered in during sex but the amount is key here; when I'm hearing more talking than moaning, it becomes a turn off. When the guy (or woman, though mostly men seem to be guilty of this) says some of the dumbest things in the world my dick goes into retreat mode, as if it is saying to me "You're actually gonna listen to this asshole? I know assholes, my neighbor is one, and this guy is an asshole. Find something else or I'm not coming back for a while."

Another thing that is quite irritating in porn is when either party moans like a barnyard animal. Their moans become so scripted and forced that I begin to expect them to start "hee-hawing" at any moment.

Sex is a largely auditory experience - most of my pleasure comes from the sounds of sex as opposed to the visual when it comes to porn, so I'm exceptionally picky about the noises I choose to hear.