a man who said he was seeing a man about a dog when in fact it was a cover story for his real intentions,which was to propel a gerbil into outerspace and thus claim the Xprize,unfortunatly NASA has not trained any gerbils for such a mission,so he had to meet out the back someone behind a green door,that was once used to carry the body of a card carrying member of the small penis society,this member during his last dying moments scribbled the phone number of just a man who would sell a partly trained gerbil cosmanout who under any normal questioning would deny everything,which made things very difficult to establish a connection till this lambastic bucktoothed hobnobbing over-reacting starfish arrived on the scene and said the following...

 

...words of wisdom: "I have an excellent idea, let's change the subject."

Meanwhile, in the land of loonies, Commander Crackpot was secretly plotting to...

 

rewrite the course of history and opened up his pencil box to

 

...find his favorite crayon was...

 

...missing, so Commander Crackpot called for his imaginary troops to assemble.

After being issued the order to find Commander Crackpot's favorite crayon, his imaginary troops...

 

decided to go to a kindergarden fot the crayon,,, the teacher there.........

 

decided you needed some spelling lessons and

 

made you sit down for two hours writing 25 common words over and over. When your time was up

 

then

 

and only then, did the teacher allow them to take the crayon.

Reporting back to Commander Crackpot, the imaginary troops...

 

had shaved their genitalia and paraded around naked as

 

..they ballet around..

 

with toilet brushes..

 

inside their..

 

assholes.

Meanwhile the teacher had kept on of her male students after class to..

 

wipe the blackboard down and

 

there was a gigantic prosratute walking twards me

 

hey, you got chocolate on my peanut butter
!

 

Scrape it off and start again