Believe me or not but i,ve done no harm to anybody and don,t intend to

 

I haven't done it yet, but yesterday I decided that I would spike my food in the office fridge. Someone's been stealing my food out of it and frankly, I'm a little tired of it.

So pretty soon, I'm going to get something that seems appealing to him/her and am going to lace it with some sort of laxative.

Or at least, that's what I tell myself.

 

Sounds like fun

 

I can't beleive no one found this story entertaining.


You can all die.

 

I feel like I'm on one of those neighborhood park spinning round thingies and I can't get off when reading that story Perv. I guess it's too early.

 

When I used to work in industry, all the guys used to share a fridge and buy their own milk for tea and coffee.
I got so fed up with my milk disappearing that one day I put a label on it reading "I've spat in this".
When I came to use it again someone had written on it "So have I"

So don't try that one ....

 

hahaha Whoops. Well I wasn't planning to announce it.

You're probably right. But damn, it's getting downright annoying.

 

Can't be much help to you here except say I know exactly how you feel and it do mean precisely. I applaud you wanting to deal with it and confessing your missteps. Better than going along now worrying about paying or even how much you owe.

But Orion lets put your sin in perspective and compare it lets say to the night I stabbed a guy twice in a fight. I think you got a little room to cut youself some slack man before you slip out of the mostly good guy zone.

 

1. Make a tripple stacker irrestiable sandwich.
2. Use meat, lettuce, tomato and lots of mayo,
3. When finished place condom between meat and mayo being carefulo to conseal all edges.
4. Try to be there when thief bites into shandwich. With condom hanging from thief's teeth, point out it is impossible to tell if the condom was used or not after its been drug through the mayo like that.

 

i slept with my sister's boyfriend. several of them.

when i was 3, i was in the hospital. i saw this kid with a huge bubble on his head (there was something wrong with him) and i ran up to him and punched his head.

i bit my friend on the arm when i was 6.

i smashed my sisters face into the side of our parents house when i was 9. (she just had a bloody nose)

i repeatedly picked on this kid in my elementary school because he smelled and thought it was funny to fart in class.

 

I fucked a Nun in the ass.

Not really, but I wanted to.

 

I ran off with someone's baby.

 

Geeze Bella you have been busy.

 

worst thing

i had a lady i was seeing suck my cock in her kitchen when i knew her son was upstairs, and when he did come down, as i had hoped, i told her loudly to suck my prick and i lifted her skirt above her ass so he could see his mothers ass. i came in her mouth while he was watching.

 

Actualy killing one person without any pain isn´t so bad. He gets to a better place, the infinite rest in darkness. If I could die without feeling it I would. But on the other hand I am a realy sick person for everyone who doesn´t know me. I my self would never kill someone but, and this is a big but, there are 6 billion people here, 50% of them are hungry, don´t have a job, are being mistreated and other stuff so cuting the population down to 50 milion people would do good.

 

i know right?? then i got old, and boring. i think i need to go do something wrong! there's got to be a bank or something i can rob around here.


local news: "skinny, tan, blonde chick ran into the bank in a pair of 4 inch heels and told the teller to give her all the money. she covered her face with a pair of Tom Ford oversized sunglasses, shoved the loose bills into her Louie Vuitton, and ran.. she slipped and fell on her way out the door... it was all caught on tape..."

 

This happened when my oldest daughter ( now 30 ) was about 13. It's a Friday night about midnight and we were all in bed sleeping and the phone rings. It's the dad of my daughters best friend, is she at my house? he wants to know. I told him no and went to check my daughters room, the friend isn't there, but neither is my daughter...

The dad comes over amd we cruise all the local teenager hangouts, no luck. It's now 2am and he drops me at home and he is going home too. I am sitting on the tailgate of my truck in my driveway, no lights on, nearest streetlight about 4 houses down.

I hear my daughter talking, and a guy laughing. I see them in the streetlight walking my way. Thru the open window of my truck I took out my 9mm Smith and Wesson I had placed there when the other dad came over. My daughter and " friend " walk up the driveway and I grab a handfull of the boys hair and jam the barrel under his nose.

I made it so clear to him that in no uncertain terms that if I ever caught him with my daughter again, that his body would never be found. I know he FULLY understood what I said because he pissed his pants right there in my drive way.

My daughter on the otherhand, got new locks on her 1st floor bedroom windows, and grounded for 2 months. Turns out the guy was 18 to her 13.

Funny, he never called or came around again.

 

I never intentually did anything bad to anyone. But more than a couple of times a prank went a little wrong.

The funniest one was when I put a sign on the back of a co-worker's car that read "Yeah, I'm gay! So What?" This was in big black letters and with a rainbow to boot. He drove home with it on the back. His wife saw it and thought it was so funny that she didn't tell him. He drove to work the next day and he had people honking their horn at him and giving him dirty looks. He almost got into a fight when a guy flipped him off at the gas station.

Another time I worked third shift and one of my co-workers would nap in the bathroom so that no one would find him. I tied the door knob to an I-Beam and left him in the bathroom for 7 hours.

 

I am sleeping with my best friend's husband.

 

oh that just reminded me of another thing i did to someone.

i was sleeping with my boss, and on his wedding night, he was texting me to wait for him to get a divorce, cause he didn't want to lose me.