High five, grandpa!



The Girl Scouts of the USA has issued an odd warning to parents for the upcoming holidays, cautioning them to not force their daughters to give relatives hugs or kisses, and to offer instead the alternative of less personal kinds of touching.


While a directive to withhold affection from one's family may sound like an overreach, the Girl Scouts explained in a public service announcement on their official site that "telling your child that she owes someone a hug either just because she hasn’t seen this person in a while or because they gave her a gift can set the stage for her questioning whether she 'owes' another person any type of physical affection when they’ve bought her dinner or done something else seemingly nice for her later in life."

 

OooooKay
Glad I never was a GS. learned all I needed to know from my parents.

 

It's called libtard stupidly on steroids....

 

Why support them?

 

You just have to wonder how they got there. I mean how do get from greeting a family to dinner with someone who is trying to get in their pants? Two totally different senarios

 

Who does?

 

Shooter supports the Girl Scouts.
But, he has never been able to find out how many Girl Scouts it takes to make a box of cookies.

 

Offer
"alternative"
less personal kinds of touching ?

What the fuck is that ,
a pat on the bum ,
kissing their feet ,
a pat on the head ,
tweek their ear ? ? ?

"Hi grandpa"
booff
"sorry about the black eye "
"thanks for the Christmas present"
"meet my boyfriend grandpa , this is Simon "
"Why has he got two black eyes ?"
"oh that's just alternative non personal touching"

"Oh"
"is that the latest form of contraception ?"

"no grandpa , it's girl scout protocol"

"Oh"
"do you all plan on remaining spinsters for life ?"

 

You like licking the Girl Scout, then eating her?

 

Here is another way to ruin Thanksgiving.

A piece in GQ Magazine calls on readers to make Thanksgiving Day "hell" for any relatives who support President Donald Trump.

"It’s time to ruin your Trump-supporting family’s Thanksgiving—for America!" Joe Berkowitz wrote.

"If you’re headed home to a household that still thinks a sex-offending game show host in rapid cognitive decline was the best choice for a president, it is your civic duty to filibuster Thanksgiving," he argued.

He offered several suggestions for how to ruin Thanksgiving dinner, including not showing up, showing up and being a jerk and going "scorched earth."


Berkowitz wrote that this isn't just about spite, but potentially "chipping away" at Trump's base.

"If your family is unmoved after a ruined Thanksgiving, though, that’s fine too. After all, next year’s Thanksgiving falls just after the 2018 midterms, and if your true believer parents still feel the way they do now, you might ruin their holiday in another way," he concluded.

 

Wow , the American way.
So so impressive.

Make family gatherings as miserable as possible if some in your family don't happen to agree with you.

Very grown up.

There's a 93 year old dictata somewhere , looking for another country to destroy .
Make him president quick ,
before such a brilliant opportunity is lost.

I'm sure he could unite all families against himself quite quickly ,
and restore family unity

 

Some of us don't fuck kids. Unfortunately, it's become abundantly apparent that Republicans love to fuck kids and don't feel it's an issue.

 

....JEFFERY EPSTEIN....Remember him?

 

Wierd. I guess girlscouts in the states are easy or have low morals or low IQ.

 

I do!


“He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.” - Donald Trump

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...ess-list-billionaire-paedophile-a7631891.html

 

So how have the cookie sales gone now that the elderly dont get hugs

 

Round here the GS set up a table outside Wal-mart to sell their cookies. Not a bad idea really, the girls do not have to roam the neighborhood, yet have a steady stream of customers. The wife and I buy several boxes and even donate 20 to 30 dollars, just because.

As far as the warning letter, who ever sent it out needs to see a shrink herself before she causes serious harm to the girls she is leading down a very dark path.