Johnny Appleseed would be proud!! :excited:

 

I've had visitors at my place for the past couple of days.

Jeez, it's nice to get laid and also solve the world's problems!!:rose:

 

Statistically 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy

 

Bacon smells so nice when it is being cooked. MMMM, BACON....

 

To quote "Scrubs"....

"If they took down all the the porn off the internet, there would only be one website left, bringbacktheporn.com

 

Destiny may decide who touches your Life
Your heart may decide who touches your Soul
But ...

Too much Red Wine decides who touches your body!

 

“You hate someone whom you really wish to love, but whom you cannot love. Perhaps he himself prevents you. That is a disguised form of love.”
~ Sri Chinmoy

 

"The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy, but the best weapon of a democracy should be the weapon of openess" ~ Niels Bohr

 

I love chicken.

 

Why am I hear, why are you hear,and who are you.

 

There are things that we never want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind. But keep in mind that letting go of the people who are no good for us isn’t the end of the world, it’s the beginning of a new life.

 

Only now do I realise that I was in love with the dream and not him. Maybe that's why he was such a huge disappointment - I made myself blind to the fact that I really never liked all that he stood for

 

Eat a potato

 

His presence is like a maganet, his touch like fire, and his sex well like the earth began again. You inspire me.

 

David Cameron? :excited:

 

Where the hell is my missing blender??

 

It's under the sofa.

 

If you have teenagers in the house, go search their rooms

 

Why would teenagers have blenders in thei..........ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... *nods understandingly*....yesssssss! Lol

 

No, seriously, why?